import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/trv/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Cuba(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Cuba';
int postNumber = 2657445;
String image = '1715224437181888.png';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)23:13:57';
String comment = 'Burger wants to visit Cuba, is it reasonable or am I retarded? Also, only basic Spanish knowledge - can I cheese my way through a two week visit with Google Translate?';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2657521 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)03:38:09') {

'>>2657445
Cuba is not dangerous, regardless of what the Oligarchy of the United States says.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2657545 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)07:30:07') {

'>>2657445
>is it reasonable or am I retarded?
prepared to be scammed at every turn. nobody except touts speak english. it is a vastly overrated, expensive, low value, shithole. mexico is better by every metric.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2657547 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)07:37:02') {

'>>2657445
There is literally no reason to pick one Spanish-speaking Caribbean shithole over another

Why not just go to Puerto Rico instead so at least your sales taxes are going to your own government?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2657574 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)09:34:46') {

'>>2657545
Exact this

Also food is scarce and bad. It's also hard to come by bottle water. And no "corner shops" where you could grap a cold bottle of soda.

Its a shithole. Like going to Haiti but without the crime.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2657579 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)09:56:49') {

'>>2657547
A couple of reasons: it's a different country and one that is still viewed with a sort of mystique due to my country's relationship to it, a handful of historic sites (like El Morro and Old Havana), and just general interest in seeing how the country functions first hand.
I do want to visit Puerto Rico eventually, but it seems like it'll be easier to do that even when I have less time than I do now.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2657582 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)09:57:57') {

'>>2657547
Shalom'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2657664 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)13:52:45') {

'>>2657574
yeah i didnt even get into the food. really its the worst part and in the end the issue that will destroy any vestiges of a positive impression. the food is depression tier - western prices & literally a step above mud pies.
>Puerto Rico
there are too many other rational options available to justify wasting time, money, and peace of mind in cuba.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2657733 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)18:10:25') {

'>>2657579
I forgot to mention it's also because I heard they only have two kinds of beer and both are piss poor
I want to see how bad it is firsthand and then never think about it again'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2657840 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:19:14') {

'>>2657547
Yeah cause I really want more of my tax dollars going towards Israel and gibs for nigs. Kill yourself kike'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2657842 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:24:56'  && image=='1709485533178937m.jpg') {

'Does Cuba have a decent internet connection yet ? I would LOVE to digital nomad there but apparently it's slow as fuck. Why can't they invest in some decent internet? Even shitholes like the Philippines have good internet now.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2657890 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)03:49:17') {

'>>2657842
>Does Cuba have a decent internet connection yet
lol, no. its slow, very expensive, only available in a handful of hotspots in the blazing sun, and most sites are blocked. nothing works there...NOTHING.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2660144 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)17:28:10') {

'How mad will the Commies be if I try to hand out Spanish versions of Mises Human Action';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2660148 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)17:33:00') {

'>>2657842
>Why can't they invest in some decent internet?
It's called "authoritarianism"'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2660182 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)18:46:22') {

'>>2660144
You'll probably get arrested and shot'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2660353 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)03:37:49') {

'>>2660148
China, Russia, Britain, Singapore, Saudi Arabia and Dubai have great internet though. Even Laos, Cambodia and Thailand have good internet despite being authoritarian.'
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}

}
}