import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/vip/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Time Capsule thread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Time Capsule thread';
int postNumber = 124064;
String image = '1689646791025640.jpg';
String date = '07/17/23(Mon)22:19:51';
String comment = 'My 3 passes expire in a few days, finally. I bought them at a low point in life, you have to be at a really low point in life when you're paying to post on this site of all places. I wasn't sure I was going to live to see them expire but I promised to myself that if I did, I'd quit this damn site at least for a while. That time has come, it's nothing personal against you guys or even the jannies that oppress me. I just need some time away especially with yet another US election coming up. It's going to be absolute hell in here for the next year or so, I know that for sure.

I'd suggest you all run away with me but I know most of you won't. If you do stay, I just have a favor to ask. Try to keep this thread alive for as long as you can. Use it for whatever, doesn't matter. I just think it'd be sweet to see it still up whenever I come back as a reminder of the old times. If it's not, I can at least view the archive and see the slow, painful descent into cancer that will occur over the next few years.';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124068 && dateTime=='07/18/23(Tue)00:05:27') {

'You have my word, OP. I will keep this thread alive for as long as I remember. Best of luck in life.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124083 && dateTime=='07/19/23(Wed)21:53:40') {

'indeed, anon, this website is dead with no clear replacement that has strong consensus from the users';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124111 && dateTime=='07/21/23(Fri)03:49:52') {

'>>124064
>I bought them at a low point in life, you have to be at a really low point in life when you're paying to post on this site of all places

LMAO
I bought my pass when I couldn't post on 4chan due to my grandparent's having mobile internet, and honestly felt pretty similar';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124117 && dateTime=='07/21/23(Fri)15:39:01') {

'I only bought a pass because I use a VPN. does that make me so pathetic? it's only $20, and I have some spare bitcoin hanging around that I mined when I was a teenager and wanted free money';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124118 && dateTime=='07/21/23(Fri)15:51:30') {

'>>124117
>have some spare bitcoin hanging around that I mined when I was a teenager and wanted free money
same exact reason I bought the pass
didn't even realize I had the bitcoin until I bought the pass actually';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124119 && dateTime=='07/21/23(Fri)16:24:42') {

'>>124118
forgot about mine for a long time as well. stopped mining because I barely made anything, but when I came back to them years later they were actually worth something. not much, just enough for the odd small purchase like a pass.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124127 && dateTime=='07/22/23(Sat)14:42:01'  && image=='Ars.Notoria.600.2803118.png') {

'I just like not having to captcha on b';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124131 && dateTime=='07/22/23(Sat)21:25:26') {

'>>124127
>posting on /b/
>buying a pass to post on /b/
what the fuck...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124143 && dateTime=='07/23/23(Sun)12:42:04'  && image=='cat crying.gif') {

'>>124131
i bought a pass to post on bant';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124914 && dateTime=='09/16/23(Sat)12:18:30') {

'this was the last thread in the catalog until i made this post';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125783 && dateTime=='11/14/23(Tue)19:43:18') {

'>>124143
tim jim';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125789 && dateTime=='11/15/23(Wed)07:24:16') {

'>>125783
no';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126707 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)15:33:19') {

'>>125789
liar';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127001 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)21:39:32') {

'>>126707
no';

}

}
}

class Navigation {
public void backToTop();
}