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class Thread extends Board {

public void hot take(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'hot take';
int postNumber = 125254;
String image = '1697271481927159.png';
String date = '10/14/23(Sat)04:18:01';
String comment = 'I don't think pass users should be bannable from all boards over minor shit.
Since we pay to post, it should exclusively be bans from the board where the offense took place.';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125274 && dateTime=='10/15/23(Sun)13:43:35') {

'I've never gotten a global ban for "minor shit"
Post it so I can shame you';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125276 && dateTime=='10/15/23(Sun)14:25:51' && image=='1675854788811716.jpg') {

'>>125274
>be me, diagnosed retard
>dumping my stuff in /de3/ on /g/
>really fast with pass + 4chanX + desktop obviously
>fine for a few days, nobody complained
>but the whole time I was also talking shit about staff for not making an /ai/ board
>or not even changing anything about image limit per thread
>like, mad shit, I'm not bad at banter
>so when the most anal posters on /de3/ complained about my "spamming" I said I was gonna flood until an /ai/ board was made
>took 2 seconds for me to get a 3day ban from all boards
>all posts deleted too';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125280 && dateTime=='10/15/23(Sun)19:32:12') {

'>>125276
>be me
Who else would you be?
>threaten to flood over aislop
You earned those 3 days.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125287 && dateTime=='10/15/23(Sun)23:53:31') {

'>125280
>Who else would you be?
"be me" has been a popular way of starting a greentext for over a decade.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125290 && dateTime=='10/16/23(Mon)03:06:35') {

'>>125287
and I will still call you all out for >being retards';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125298 && dateTime=='10/16/23(Mon)11:42:36') {

'>>125280
>>125290
Imagine simping for literal trannies';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125438 && dateTime=='10/19/23(Thu)14:04:51') {

'You guys should actually read the rules and you'd realize that breaking global rules = global ban.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125440 && dateTime=='10/19/23(Thu)19:51:42') {

'>>125274
I posted a boy version of a girl vtuber on /vt/, photoshopped with nipples on him. It got deleted without a warning first. Then I reposted it with a challenge to the jannies. That's when I got a 3-day on all boards.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125569 && dateTime=='10/29/23(Sun)14:47:11') {

'>>125276
3 days? grow the fuck up';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125838 && dateTime=='11/18/23(Sat)13:39:30') {

'>>125254
This. It's ridiculous enough that you guys give off sitewide bans for breaking invisible unwritten rules on /bant/, but to a paying customer? Cut that shit out';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125861 && dateTime=='11/19/23(Sun)01:35:42') {

'>>125438
That's cute and all but the rules are enforced differently on different boards. A ban for "trolling" on /ck/ is usually not banworthy on /biz/. Not to mention you can post an image on a board once and get banned for spamming/flooding because the janny has a vendetta against some other poster fron 3 months ago';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125921 && dateTime=='11/21/23(Tue)19:46:33') {

'>>125254
That and hide ads for pass holders. I'm tired of onlyfans ads popping up on sfw boards while I'm at work';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126669 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)10:46:46') {

'Agree and bumped from page 10';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127181 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)21:40:13') {

'>>125254
>I paid to be able to shitpost and it didnt work
sounds like you got finessed';

}

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