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class Thread extends Board {

public void 4chan Happenings Thread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '4chan Happenings Thread';
int postNumber = 126662;
String image = '1706997921475797.png';
String date = '02/03/24(Sat)17:05:21';
String comment = 'ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.

Non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting et al. belong on >>>/vip/nah.

Past happenings: https://wiki.bibanon.org/4chan/History
See how active 4chan boards are in real time: https://4stats.io/
Search 4chan: https://find.4chan.org & https://boards.4chan.org/search
4bans public ban archive: http://185.10.68.107:1776/
Enhance your 4chan Archive Experience: https://rentry.org/FoolFuuka_Userscripts
How to access IRC and contact the mods: >>>/qa/1690512

Previous thread: >>116863';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126672 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)16:14:35' && image=='janny vidya butts.gif') {

'/v/ semi/hap/:
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/665971610/#666000000 The 666M GET is a post about video games
/v/ /nah/:
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/666039910/ The 10k vidya butts special announcement is just that he's gonna keep spamming';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126682 && dateTime=='02/05/24(Mon)17:55:07' && image=='(USER WAS BASED FOR THIS POST).png') {

'/mlp/ semi/nah/:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40792990/#40796008 Anon Seigs a Heil at a Holocaust Museum, his fellow horsefuckers are split between calling him based and worrying about the optics (it's a 4chan board so the optics can't get any worse)
/g/ /hap/:
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/98831681/#98832754 WFH NEET gets a custom ban';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126763 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)19:03:21' && image=='crab.gif') {

'/k/ /hap/:
>>>/k/60929060 [https://archive.today/xsNBy] A thread about Russian ships turning into submarines is sent underwater!
/pol/ /hap/:
/chug/ and /ugh/ are sent underwater as well!
>>>/pol/458588928 [https://archive.today/Cd8xH]
>>>/pol/458587719 [https://archive.today/x3uuV]
(In total, /uhg/ #13,156-13,158 and /chug/ #14,919-14,923 had the embeds)
/b/ semi/nah/:
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/913968186/ A session thread is publicly banned & locked, a rare occurrence on /b/';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126764 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)19:18:30' && image=='Dark Brandon.jpg') {

'/pol/ /hap/:
Dark Brandon rises
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/458359269/#458359269 [https://archive.today/5QQ7u]
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/458361552/#458361552 [https://archive.today/RqbMm]
https://files.catbox.moe/1gia06.mp3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126765 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)19:22:33') {

'/sp/ /hap/:
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/138841856/#138841856 [https://archive.today/0Li17] Kansas wins the Superb Owl, Taylor Swift's face appears on top the sticky';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126766 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)19:23:48') {

'/co/ /hap/:
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/142206261/#142211178 A cartoon pilot that only screened at film festivals was leaked on /co/';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127098 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)01:08:47') {

'/hap/ threads across the boards
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!!!!!!
>>>/trash/64068571
>>>/bant/19816270
>>>/r9k/76800842
>>>/s4s/11394951
>>126662
>>>/qa/5363899';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127099 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)01:29:10') {

'>>127098
>>>/b/915434039';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127366 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:42:17' && image=='f93f9e5a_AYAYA.png') {

'Gonna post every stock ITT for posterity
$ANIME';

}

if(Rich Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127368 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:44:27' && image=='bc1ff2b8_AYAYAHyper.png') {

'>>127366
fug can't sage and do the thing apparently';

}

if(Anonymous Magnate && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127369 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:45:19' && image=='xa24_puzzle.png') {

'$AUTSM';

}

if(Anonymous Magnate && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127371 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:49:20' && image=='c458ef22_bane.png') {

'$BANE';

}

if(Anonymous Magnate && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127372 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:49:57' && image=='7a95728b_Gigachad.png') {

'$CHAD';

}

if(Anonymous Magnate && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127373 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:50:29' && image=='xa24_sneed.png') {

'$CHUCK';

}

if(Anonymous Magnate && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127374 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:51:07' && image=='c69a1ef1_cia.png') {

'$CIA';

}

if(Anonymous Magnate && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127375 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:52:20' && image=='8ea2d160_peepoClown.png') {

'$CLOWN
>ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU';

}

if(Anonymous Magnate && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127376 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:53:06' && image=='xa24_desu.png') {

'$DESU

}

if(Anonymous Magnate && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127377 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:53:50' && image=='c291d202_gachiGASM.png') {

'$GACHI';

}

if(Anonymous Magnate && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127378 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:54:37' && image=='634a21ba_gachiHYPER.png') {

'>>127377
$GACHI when hovered';

}

if(Anonymous Magnate && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127380 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:55:40') {

'$GME
The icon is an emoji';

}

if(Anonymous Magnate && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127382 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:56:27' && image=='f0dcbf8a_jannydog.png') {

'$JANNY';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127383 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:56:47') {

'test';

}

if(Anonymous Magnate && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127384 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:58:40') {

'$LOL
This one is also just an emoji';

}

if(Anonymous Magnate && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127385 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:59:35' && image=='59b6bba6_FeelsBadMan.png') {

'$PEPE';

}

if(Anonymous Magnate && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127386 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:00:08' && image=='xa24_rddt.png') {

'$RDDT';

}

if(Anonymous Magnate && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127387 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:01:22') {

'$SICP
This icon is drawn with CSS, naturally';

}

if(Anonymous Magnate && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127388 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:03:47' && image=='wojak_front.png') {

'$WOJK
Posts with wojak are separated from others...';

}

if(Anonymous Magnate && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127389 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:04:36') {

'>>127388
Except themselves.';

}

if(Rich Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127390 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:05:21' && image=='1d7e369a_koiwai.png') {

'And finally, $YTSB';

}

if(Rich Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127391 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:06:50' && image=='BOOBA.png') {

'FML I forgot $BOOB';

}

if(Rich Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127392 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:09:31') {

'Cheat Sheet:
>$PEPE
>$LOL
>$BOOB
>$AUTSM
>$GME
>$CHUCK
>$YTSB
>$JANNY
So far, no known / indicated effects
>$ANIME
>$GACHI
Changes image on hover
>$WOJK
Changes the space between posts. WOJK's are forever alone, but clump together.
>$CHAD
Greys your post + washes out your image + >>>/qa/5368374
>$CLOWN
Rainbow >greentext
>$SICP
Code text.
Also, it stands for Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs (/g/'s version of Starting Strength)
>$BANE
Font is 0.4 bigger
>$CIA
Glow in the dark text with the Tomorrow theme
>$DESU
Auto-desu
>$RDDT
Puts a Upboat / Downboat bar next to your post (they don't do anything).

New titles at various account thresholds. Biggest known one so far is Mogul @5million.';

}

class Navigation {

public void backToTop();

}