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class Thread extends Board {

public void Investment Thread(OP Aspiring Investor) {

String fullTitle = 'Investment Thread';
int postNumber = 127296;
String image = '1711945883135306.png';
String date = '04/01/24(Mon)00:31:23';
String comment = 'Fellow /vip/ pass holders, ITT share investment tips with fellow non-poorfags.';

}

public void comments() {

if(Poor Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127297 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)02:03:05') {

'Buy low, sell high.';

}

if(Fledgling Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127298 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)02:04:28') {

'>>127297
>Poor Investor
>Buy low, sell high.
hmmm';

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127299 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)02:16:24') {

'what's your favorite nightweb darksite, fellow invipsters? I love the funny weed number hahaha.';

}

if(Helpless Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127300 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)02:54:08' && image=='1656049767633.jpg') {

'>spend real money on 4chan
>lose fake money on 4chan';

}

if(Destitute Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127305 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:32:03') {

'test';

}

if(Poor Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127306 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:51:16' && image=='Spoiler Image') {

'desu

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127307 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:56:18') {

'test';

}

if(Poor Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127308 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)07:07:49') {

'test';

}

if(Poor Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127309 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)07:38:55') {

'test';

}

if(Poor Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127310 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)08:34:48') {

'Test';

}

if(Faggot $CHAD && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127311 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)08:47:40') {

'test';

}

if($CHAD && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127312 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)09:03:15') {

'test';

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127317 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)10:15:26') {

'>>127296
does ytsb affect anything?';

}

if(Fledgling Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127319 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)11:38:45') {

'bros';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127325 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)12:52:05') {

'testing if the since4pass option works';

}

if(Fledgling Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127326 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)12:52:37') {

'>>127325

}

if(Fledgling Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127327 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)12:53:08') {

'>>127326

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127328 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)12:53:50') {

'>>127327';

}

if(Fledgling Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127330 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)13:01:18') {

'it's either the stock ticker or the since4pass

}

if(Aspiring Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127333 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)13:20:39') {

'buy high sell low';

}

if(Fledgling Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127334 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)13:22:31') {

'gachi x40

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127335 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)13:30:13') {

'I don't actually have a pass, I just have so much invested in $CHAD that they let me in on principle.';

}

if($CHAD && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127336 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)13:54:33') {

'IT doesn't fucking work';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127337 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)13:56:10') {

'MODS = FAGGOTS
IT DOESN'T UFCKING WORK';

}

if(Poor Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127341 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)13:58:45') {

'MODNIGGERS IT DOESN'T WORK';

}

if(Poor Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127342 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)14:01:26') {

'MOGS = GODS';

}

if(Poor Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127344 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)14:14:49') {

'fags';

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127347 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)14:40:31') {

'>>127344
What did you expect, investing in reddit? If you want to get fucked in the ass, get in here and yolo on GACHI.';

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127349 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)15:21:05' && image=='1710971922193447.jpg') {

'God I love autism';

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127350 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)15:22:31') {

'>>127335
>Chad at $4
it's not looking good. I'm below the VIP threshold and I'm being escorted >>>/out/ as we speak.';

}

if(Aspiring Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127351 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)15:36:53') {

'>yfw gook moot rugs all of us';

}

if(Rich Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127352 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)15:37:30') {

'>>127333
it worked';

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127358 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)16:42:19') {

'>if you aren't a magnate or higher, i don't want to see you posting in this thread
>you have a pass. you have real world money. the YSE should be like a toy to you.';

}

if(Fledgling Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127364 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)19:36:58' && image=='1710949243184636.webm') {

'>teehee';

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127365 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)19:38:59' && image=='CAT (DESU).jpg') {

'DESU HIGH
DESU LOW

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127370 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:46:42') {

'How does this work, I don't get it';

}

if(Fledgling Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127379 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:55:26' && image=='snakey_snake_.webm') {

'>>127370
Go nuts, fren';

}

if(Fledgling Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127381 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:55:58' && image=='Screenshot 2024-04-01 175429.png') {

'>>127379
>>127370';

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127393 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:44:09') {

'>>127370
>it's easy anon https://boards.4chan.org/yse.html
>buy low - ideally when a stock is at $1
>sell high - ideally when said stock is above $100, the higher the better
>it's best if you started several hours ago, or last night, when most of the stocks were as low as $1-$10
>you're probably just fucked if you want to start now
>sorry! it's a simulation of capitalism after all';

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127395 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)23:59:02') {

'Gentlemen, it's been an honor.
Janny is crashing, and I don't think he'll make it.';

}

if(Fledgling Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127396 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)00:21:41' && image=='1453254103836.jpg') {

'>>127395
At least we'll be going out with a bang';

}

if(Anonymous Bagholder && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127423 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)21:17:08') {

'All my apes gone';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127429 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)21:29:50') {

'fags';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127435 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)23:05:57' && image=='1606410215940.png') {

'>>127429';

}

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