import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/vip/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 89773;
String image = '1551619781873.png';
String date = '03/03/19(Sun)08:29:41';
String comment = 'It's my birthday today and I thought maybe we should have a thread for birthdays around the year since /vip/ is so slow. When it's your birthday just post in this thread and I will personally wish you well on your special day.';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==89774 && dateTime=='03/03/19(Sun)08:32:27'  && image=='ledennehyface.jpg') {

'>>89773
Happy birthday op. Have this photo of Brian Dennehy.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==89775 && dateTime=='03/03/19(Sun)08:34:00') {

'>>89774
Thank you! I will treasure this picture.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==89781 && dateTime=='03/03/19(Sun)13:48:57'  && image=='1550960907232.png') {

'>>89773
Happy birthday'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==89784 && dateTime=='03/03/19(Sun)14:35:56') {

'>>89781
Thank you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==89790 && dateTime=='03/03/19(Sun)21:42:15'  && image=='4bb44d7cb74593d8d5c529ce5b7ea06d.jpg') {

'Happy Birthday op';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==89796 && dateTime=='03/04/19(Mon)07:08:14') {

'>>89790
Thank you. Now my birthday is over and I look forward to wishing you all well in the coming year.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==89876 && dateTime=='03/07/19(Thu)08:37:31'  && image=='moetron.jpg') {

'Bookmarked.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==90199 && dateTime=='03/22/19(Fri)08:54:46') {

'Pisces is now over now onto Aries.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==90211 && dateTime=='03/22/19(Fri)20:27:30') {

'Nice try fbi';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==90299 && dateTime=='03/28/19(Thu)09:48:47') {

'>>90211
why is the date of birth a sensible data?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==90997 && dateTime=='04/05/19(Fri)23:50:49'  && image=='09C40CC6-F7D4-431F-B669-211F2D5A3861.jpg') {

'>>89773
>tfw I’m turning 30 today
It’s a scary thought.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==90999 && dateTime=='04/06/19(Sat)00:15:43'  && image=='alwayrembercunt.png') {

'>>90997
happy bday cunt! do ya self a favour an rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled stoked

wen day is dark alway rember that beauty of a day'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91005 && dateTime=='04/06/19(Sat)06:31:05') {

'>>90997
Happy Birthday! You feel really old at 30 but by the time you're 32 that will pass and you'll feel young again. You're not even to half way through and there's plenty of things you can still do so don't feel old. I'm 35 and still feel young Use it as a point to improve upon. Start exercising more and eating right. That will help.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91015 && dateTime=='04/06/19(Sat)09:26:05') {

'>>90999
Thanks, cunt! <3
>>91005
I actually managed to lose more than 90lbs since October 2017, so I guess I’ve been feeling a lot “younger” lately too. I’ve taken up trail hiking lately so that seems to help me as well. Someone thought that I was below 25 once a little while ago.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91016 && dateTime=='04/06/19(Sat)09:30:29') {

'>>91015
That's some good work. Makes me proud to see that. Improving yourself can make you feel a lot better about yourself. Seems axiomatic but it's hard to do. The hard things tend to be worth it. The results you're already seeing. Keep doing the right things.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91118 && dateTime=='04/10/19(Wed)15:49:52') {

'>>91016
<3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91313 && dateTime=='04/22/19(Mon)15:00:43') {

'Aries is now over. Now begins Taurus.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91393 && dateTime=='04/27/19(Sat)13:26:02'  && image=='Cake.jpg') {

'>>89773
Sorry I missed your birthday, anon.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91431 && dateTime=='04/29/19(Mon)08:30:20') {

'>>91393
>tfw no pink haired girl to lick the icing off of on your birthday'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91432 && dateTime=='04/29/19(Mon)09:04:13'  && image=='tegaki.png') {

'it's my birthday today';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91433 && dateTime=='04/29/19(Mon)09:10:23') {

'>>91432
Happy birthday, bud! Do you have any cool plans for today?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91434 && dateTime=='04/29/19(Mon)09:41:53'  && image=='tegaki.png') {

'>>91433
Thanks dude. It's already night time. I went out for pizza with my parents.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91435 && dateTime=='04/29/19(Mon)09:50:39') {

'>>91434
I'm glad you had a wonderful day. I hope the next year is good for you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91458 && dateTime=='04/30/19(Tue)06:55:57') {

'>>90299
It is much easier to identify someone when you know their birthday you dumb nigger'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91470 && dateTime=='04/30/19(Tue)19:02:34'  && image=='D5WhVXmU8AAoa9Z.jpg') {

'Today is my waifu's birthday.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91473 && dateTime=='05/01/19(Wed)05:03:15') {

'>>91470
Happy birthday, クリスタル。'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91516 && dateTime=='05/05/19(Sun)05:24:53') {

'May 11th is my birthday, I'm turning 29';

}

if(󠠭󠠠󠛡󠡶󠠭󠠭󠠭󠠭󠠭󠠭󠠭󠠭󠠭󠠭󠠭Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91581 && dateTime=='05/10/19(Fri)21:20:44') {

'>>90999 ok';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91590 && dateTime=='05/10/19(Fri)22:41:14'  && image=='that old boomer.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91596 && dateTime=='05/11/19(Sat)08:47:57') {

'>>91516
Happy birthday. I hope it's a wonderful day for you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91611 && dateTime=='05/12/19(Sun)00:30:19') {

'>>91590
>>91596
Thank you both, I honestly didn't think anybody would come through. True vippers'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==91726 && dateTime=='05/22/19(Wed)08:25:56') {

'Taurus is over. Now onto Gemini.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92504 && dateTime=='07/15/19(Mon)09:33:23') {

'happy thread';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==93022 && dateTime=='08/18/19(Sun)20:10:59'  && image=='Blessed Kaban plushie that throws burning paper planes and calls you furendo.jpg') {

'>>90997
>>90999
>>91005
To be honest, I feel a bit better about being 30 now. Maybe it helps that I've been able to do a bunch of stuff over the past couple months (camping trip with friends, finally got a full-time job a couple weeks ago after searching for a year + contract job between April and June) and got myself a little more active.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==93474 && dateTime=='09/17/19(Tue)02:03:48') {

'I'm also having my 29th birthday today.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==93475 && dateTime=='09/17/19(Tue)02:08:40') {

'>>93474
Happy birthday anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==93485 && dateTime=='09/17/19(Tue)20:24:06'  && image=='narumeNKR-1079310275260559361-20181230_043636-img2.jpg') {

'>>93474
Happy birthday! Tomorrow is mine'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==93495 && dateTime=='09/19/19(Thu)02:34:57') {

'>>93485
Happy birthday to you as well!
I am not always sure how timezones work, but I hope this message still reaches you in time.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==94425 && dateTime=='11/21/19(Thu)07:44:46') {

'Early bump for Sagittarius posters (and a late one for Scorpio) and for at least one year of birthday thread.
At least OP and five more posters got to celebrate so far.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==95352 && dateTime=='02/02/20(Sun)07:26:35'  && image=='Birthday Calendar.jpg') {

'Sorry for taking the Christmas hat off this thread, but it's only one bump from OP's birthday away now.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==96223 && dateTime=='03/03/20(Tue)10:26:18') {

'It's been a year. I hope you all enjoyed this thread and the good cheer that was spread by it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==96224 && dateTime=='03/03/20(Tue)10:41:03') {

'There are over 300 pass users and only about 5 who post here';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==96225 && dateTime=='03/03/20(Tue)10:43:48') {

'>>96224
I'm not saying it was popular but I just hope people enjoyed themselves.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==96890 && dateTime=='04/06/20(Mon)03:57:23'  && image=='serval-kitten.jpg') {

'>>90997
Happy 31th birthday, anon!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==97138 && dateTime=='04/23/20(Thu)16:59:39') {

'>>95368
I'm using the remaining year of my pass to wish you a happy birthday.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==97139 && dateTime=='04/23/20(Thu)17:10:18') {

'>>96224
There have to be way more than 300 pass users right?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==97264 && dateTime=='04/30/20(Thu)05:50:03') {

'>>91432
>>91434
Sorry I missed your birthday. I hope you had something extra delicious for celebration this year.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==97449 && dateTime=='05/12/20(Tue)05:40:01') {

'>>91516
I'm also one day late for your celebrations this year due to important matters I had to deal with yesterday, such as finally getting a haircut, but I believe everyone should get acknowledged as long as this thread is still alive.

I don't know whether any of the original posters from 2019 that I have replied to still have a pass at all or are silent lurkers at best. Out of consideration, I will not bump the thread any further just to congratulate myself in a few months. >>96223 has said everything that needed to be said.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==98903 && dateTime=='06/14/20(Sun)08:48:50') {

'>>96890
sugoi!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==99602 && dateTime=='07/17/20(Fri)09:36:51') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100363 && dateTime=='08/10/20(Mon)20:05:34') {

'my birthday is in a month.... can we celebrate anyone's in the meantime before this thread dies?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100364 && dateTime=='08/10/20(Mon)22:41:05') {

'>>100363
Fuck you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100368 && dateTime=='08/11/20(Tue)01:30:10') {

'>>100364
Uncalled for'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100812 && dateTime=='09/11/20(Fri)06:40:44'  && image=='1599141877412.jpg') {

'>>100363
Happy birthday anon. It's always puzzling to congratulate someone on this particular date (unless I messed up again due to timezones and yours was already yesterday), and even more so if they just turned 19 or younger.
Also I reorganized the birthday calendar with some birthdays from our neighbor board, I hope you don't mind.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100818 && dateTime=='09/11/20(Fri)10:16:17') {

'>>100363
Happy birthday anon. Sorry I haven't been around but I hope your day is wonderful.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100935 && dateTime=='09/19/20(Sat)05:11:05') {

'>>93485
Happy birthday Anon! I'm still unsure about yours but I hope I'm not too late again.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100949 && dateTime=='09/20/20(Sun)18:23:19') {

'>>100812
oh this is pretty sweet'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101901 && dateTime=='10/26/20(Mon)11:49:23') {

'No birthdays in October?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101902 && dateTime=='10/26/20(Mon)14:11:03') {

'>>101901
I had mine a week ago'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101903 && dateTime=='10/26/20(Mon)14:14:53') {

'>>101902
Happy belated birthday anon!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101935 && dateTime=='10/26/20(Mon)22:03:38'  && image=='aa52f0066545ddfc4957fc1cab754bcf.jpg') {

'Someone from /a/ told me to post here.
My birthday was yesterday, on the 26..'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101936 && dateTime=='10/26/20(Mon)22:04:46') {

'>>101935
Happy birthday, Anon. I hope it was a wonderful day, and I wish you the very best in the coming year.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102972 && dateTime=='12/17/20(Thu)19:24:32') {

'>>100812
very sweet anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102979 && dateTime=='12/18/20(Fri)12:03:56') {

'>tfw you don't have a birthday';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102980 && dateTime=='12/18/20(Fri)19:13:25') {

'>>89773
test'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103011 && dateTime=='12/21/20(Mon)06:27:53') {

'>>102979
>being a wombposter'
;

}

if(2020 ANON && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103144 && dateTime=='12/30/20(Wed)07:35:58'  && image=='tegaki.png') {

'TODAY IS A DAY ANON!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==104056 && dateTime=='02/16/21(Tue)12:32:47') {

'OP here. This thread is still here. It will be my birthday in a couple of weeks and the 2nd anniversary of the thread.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==104365 && dateTime=='03/04/21(Thu)03:58:04') {

'>>104056
Goddamnit, we forgot about OP.
Happy late birthday.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==105507 && dateTime=='04/14/21(Wed)19:00:11') {

'>>89773
happy birthday'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==106110 && dateTime=='04/28/21(Wed)09:15:19') {

'>>89773
Happy birthday OP'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==106864 && dateTime=='05/17/21(Mon)10:46:05'  && image=='1607141216078.png') {

'>>89773
Sneed'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==107552 && dateTime=='05/31/21(Mon)13:24:17') {

'Happy Memorial Day.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==108356 && dateTime=='06/29/21(Tue)13:21:17'  && image=='1606158958766m.jpg') {

'Happy Pride Month';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==108357 && dateTime=='06/29/21(Tue)15:03:27') {

'i wonder how OP is holding up.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==108358 && dateTime=='06/29/21(Tue)15:08:22') {

'>>108357
I'm doing fine. I'm still having birthdays until I don't. If no one bumps the thread I'll bump it. It would have been nice if more people participated but it's just an old thread on /vip/,'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==108800 && dateTime=='07/08/21(Thu)00:44:21') {

'>>108358
how many birthdays have you had'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==109204 && dateTime=='07/21/21(Wed)05:31:57') {

'>>108358
That's cool.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==109854 && dateTime=='08/17/21(Tue)13:06:20') {

'>>108800
Digits'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==109857 && dateTime=='08/17/21(Tue)14:27:50') {

'>>108358
This is a nice thread OP I will start using it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==110462 && dateTime=='09/10/21(Fri)23:50:51') {

'>>108800
I'm 37 and a half as of last week.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==110882 && dateTime=='10/14/21(Thu)08:45:06') {

'>>110462
Cool.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==110884 && dateTime=='10/14/21(Thu)11:42:54'  && image=='tegaki.png') {

'Based thread, will post when it's my b-day (which is soon).
btw, this is my first post on /vip/, just became a pass-fag today and I like the drawing feature a lot I have to say.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==110885 && dateTime=='10/14/21(Thu)11:46:10') {

'>>110884
Welcome in. I'll make sure to wish you a happy birthday on the day.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==110887 && dateTime=='10/14/21(Thu)14:39:54') {

'My bday was on the first';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==110888 && dateTime=='10/14/21(Thu)14:47:15') {

'>>110887
Happy belated birthday, Anon!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==110894 && dateTime=='10/14/21(Thu)20:27:52') {

'>>110885
Based, looking forward to it :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==110896 && dateTime=='10/14/21(Thu)20:29:39') {

'>>110894
Remind me on the day please.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==110897 && dateTime=='10/14/21(Thu)20:38:17'  && image=='tegaki.png') {

'>>110896
I will, I will, I promise!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111422 && dateTime=='11/08/21(Mon)07:49:40') {

'>>110887
Cool'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==112063 && dateTime=='11/30/21(Tue)07:28:32') {

'>>90997
That's cool'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==112672 && dateTime=='12/21/21(Tue)12:55:51'  && image=='1621866728643.gif') {

'Gem';

}

if(OLDERLY ANON && title=='undefined' && postNumber==112969 && dateTime=='12/30/21(Thu)11:52:11') {

'>>103144
TODAY IS ANOTHER DAY ANON!'
;

}

if(OLDERLY ANON && title=='undefined' && postNumber==112970 && dateTime=='12/30/21(Thu)11:52:42'  && image=='TEGAKI.png') {

'>>103144
>>112969
I AM SO OLDERLY I FORGOT THE IMAGE :('
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==112975 && dateTime=='12/30/21(Thu)14:59:49') {

'>>112969
>>112970
Happy Birthday! I hope the coming year is wonderful for you.'
;

}

if(OLDERLY ANON && title=='undefined' && postNumber==112987 && dateTime=='12/30/21(Thu)18:12:17'  && image=='tegaki.png') {

'>>112975
THANK YOU ANON!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==112988 && dateTime=='12/30/21(Thu)18:21:30'  && image=='tegaki.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==112989 && dateTime=='12/30/21(Thu)18:23:25') {

'>>112988
Happy Birthday anon. That's a festive picture. I hope today was a wonderful day for you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113022 && dateTime=='12/30/21(Thu)22:04:44'  && image=='1609888147667.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113134 && dateTime=='01/02/22(Sun)00:24:46') {

'>>112989
>>113022
Thank you anons, you have my everlasting gratitude.
P.S.-- It was wonderful. Spent some much needed time with family. Thanks for asking.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113135 && dateTime=='01/02/22(Sun)13:11:48') {

'>>112988
>>113134
happy belated birthday anon i am glad to hear that you had a good day'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113137 && dateTime=='01/02/22(Sun)17:41:01'  && image=='tegaki.png') {

'>>112988
happy birthday, nice Hitler dubs I drew this picture of the Fürher for you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113140 && dateTime=='01/02/22(Sun)18:56:03') {

'>>113137
really good drawing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113430 && dateTime=='01/23/22(Sun)12:21:41') {

'>>113137
Woah'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113718 && dateTime=='02/07/22(Mon)12:32:14'  && image=='1643184210449.png') {

'>>91458
>It is much easier to identify someone when you know their birthday you dumb nigger
Take your meds you schizoid nigger'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==114080 && dateTime=='02/23/22(Wed)12:59:12'  && image=='1643438602704.png') {

'Gem';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==114185 && dateTime=='03/03/22(Thu)08:45:26') {

'It's my birthday today and now three years since I started this thread. Happy anniversary everyone.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==114191 && dateTime=='03/03/22(Thu)13:37:45'  && image=='1557444453407.png') {

'>>114185
Happy birthday!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==114199 && dateTime=='03/03/22(Thu)18:30:25') {

'>>114191
Thank you fren.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==114978 && dateTime=='03/27/22(Sun)13:02:39') {

'.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==115628 && dateTime=='04/10/22(Sun)07:34:40'  && image=='20220410_043356.jpg') {

'Happy belated birthday';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==116381 && dateTime=='04/28/22(Thu)00:00:37'  && image=='1649652617754.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==116693 && dateTime=='05/14/22(Sat)16:39:06') {

'>>116381
lul'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==117148 && dateTime=='06/05/22(Sun)11:47:36'  && image=='1607205027156.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==117441 && dateTime=='06/19/22(Sun)12:54:29'  && image=='1653597750171.png') {

'Nice';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==117744 && dateTime=='07/03/22(Sun)12:56:14'  && image=='1656298263971.png') {

'Happy Birthday!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118009 && dateTime=='07/19/22(Tue)11:54:14') {

'Man, 2019....';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118266 && dateTime=='08/08/22(Mon)21:38:12') {

'Gen';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118498 && dateTime=='08/15/22(Mon)10:47:59'  && image=='1645533450192.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==119037 && dateTime=='08/29/22(Mon)21:05:42'  && image=='61b.jpg') {

'This nice thread';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==119427 && dateTime=='09/27/22(Tue)21:41:40'  && image=='i forgot moot.jpg') {

'Happy birthday to me.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==119928 && dateTime=='10/30/22(Sun)14:21:08'  && image=='1619312814269.gif') {

'>>101935 here
it's that time again huh
>>101936
thanks anon
>>119427
happy birthday to you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120825 && dateTime=='12/06/22(Tue)10:26:53') {

'this was the last thread in the catalog until i made this post';

}

if(OLD AGED ANON && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121099 && dateTime=='12/30/22(Fri)13:05:47'  && image=='tegaki.png') {

'>>103144
>>112970
ANON I KEEP GETTING OLDER!
........BUT NOT WISER

>>120825
ANON SAVED THE THREAD!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121107 && dateTime=='12/30/22(Fri)19:52:44') {

'>>121099
happy birthday grandpa'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121634 && dateTime=='02/19/23(Sun)00:22:23'  && image=='tegaki.png') {

'thread stays up';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==122173 && dateTime=='03/31/23(Fri)21:00:53') {

'page 10 looking ass nigga fr';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==122628 && dateTime=='04/23/23(Sun)17:51:44') {

'lole';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==123343 && dateTime=='06/07/23(Wed)08:19:45') {

'lel';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==123981 && dateTime=='07/11/23(Tue)19:22:03') {

'this was the fifth last thread in the catalog until i made this post';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124001 && dateTime=='07/13/23(Thu)19:36:20'  && image=='1689291376471.webm') {

'>>123981
happy birthday brother'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124006 && dateTime=='07/14/23(Fri)11:56:00') {

'>>124001
it is not my birthday but thank you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124842 && dateTime=='09/12/23(Tue)23:31:10') {

'this was the second last thread in the catalog until i made this post';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125091 && dateTime=='09/28/23(Thu)06:47:34'  && image=='happy birthday.jpg') {

'>>119427
I'm here again'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125195 && dateTime=='10/08/23(Sun)13:44:49') {

'>>125091
happy birthday :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125523 && dateTime=='10/26/23(Thu)18:27:23'  && image=='1677975515160055.png') {

'>>101935
i'm back here again'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125594 && dateTime=='10/31/23(Tue)12:06:19') {

'>>125523
happy birthday anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125997 && dateTime=='12/01/23(Fri)21:29:34') {

'I became a wizard in October, and I already feel old';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126299 && dateTime=='12/27/23(Wed)10:46:21') {

'Posting in this thread just so it gets the Christmas theme';

}

if(OLDER AGEDER ANONER && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126336 && dateTime=='12/30/23(Sat)13:14:59'  && image=='tegaki.png') {

'>>103144
>>112970
>>121099
ANON I ACCIDENTALLY AGED ANON ⩾_____⩽'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127616 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)13:27:35') {

'I forgot to post here for my 30th birthday D:';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127625 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:37:47') {

'>>127616
happy belated bday anyway anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127634 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:07:12') {

'>>127625
Why thank you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127658 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)16:45:28') {

'Happy Birthday, Hitler!!!';

}

}
}