import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/vip/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 94769;
String image = '1577547264622.jpg';
String date = '12/28/19(Sat)10:34:24';
String comment = 'You can only make ONE post in this thread a month. Let's see if we can make it to 2021!';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==94772 && dateTime=='12/28/19(Sat)21:29:37') {

'>>94769
well anon, lets see how it goes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==94776 && dateTime=='12/29/19(Sun)18:18:23'  && image=='1577661484771.png') {

'>we';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==94815 && dateTime=='01/03/20(Fri)08:54:31') {

'"You" as in just me as an individual, or only one post per month collectively? It'd be interesting if everyone followed that rule.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==95784 && dateTime=='02/15/20(Sat)18:39:46'  && image=='1571515878641.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==96267 && dateTime=='03/06/20(Fri)02:55:45'  && image=='1566667145310.jpg') {

'don't mind me';

}

if(An͞o̢nymo͠u͢͠s͜ && title=='undefined' && postNumber==96805 && dateTime=='04/01/20(Wed)17:04:53') {

'*cough*';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==96912 && dateTime=='04/07/20(Tue)22:31:43') {

'>>96805
2319

WE'VE GOT A 2319'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==98373 && dateTime=='06/04/20(Thu)22:13:12') {

'i';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==98375 && dateTime=='06/05/20(Fri)08:33:23') {

'g';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==98377 && dateTime=='06/05/20(Fri)11:12:34') {

'e';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==98378 && dateTime=='06/05/20(Fri)11:13:25') {

'r';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==99292 && dateTime=='07/04/20(Sat)03:51:02') {

'N';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==99361 && dateTime=='07/08/20(Wed)16:20:18') {

'I';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==99382 && dateTime=='07/10/20(Fri)18:02:01') {

'G';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==99430 && dateTime=='07/12/20(Sun)11:54:26') {

'G';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==99431 && dateTime=='07/12/20(Sun)12:33:44') { }

if(Carpal Tunnel Syndrome𓆏=3𓆏=3𓆏=3𓆏=3𓆏=3𓆏=3𓆏=3𓆏=3𓆏=3𓆏=3𓆏=3𓆏=3𓆏=3 && title=='undefined' && postNumber==99433 && dateTime=='07/12/20(Sun)16:31:53'  && image=='1537500196096.jpg') {

'The N worde';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==99473 && dateTime=='07/14/20(Tue)14:12:07') {

'stop';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==99512 && dateTime=='07/16/20(Thu)10:33:09') {

'>>94769
should i play the clannad vn first or watch the anime first?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==99522 && dateTime=='07/16/20(Thu)18:03:35') {

'Oh';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==99953 && dateTime=='07/27/20(Mon)18:08:20') {

'>>99433
whoa'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==99965 && dateTime=='07/27/20(Mon)23:47:12'  && image=='1497258654696.jpg') {

'>>94769
>12/28/19(Sat)10:34:24 No.94769
Ahh that was such an innocent time.
This thread began in the before time, before nightmare mode year. I want to go back.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==99966 && dateTime=='07/28/20(Tue)01:17:20') {

'one post bitch nigga';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==99967 && dateTime=='07/28/20(Tue)01:17:58') {

'two post bitch ass nigga';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==99968 && dateTime=='07/28/20(Tue)01:18:49') {

'three post bitch gay ass nigga';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==99989 && dateTime=='07/28/20(Tue)04:00:34') {

'>>94769
Easy goal.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100008 && dateTime=='07/28/20(Tue)11:18:22') {

'>>99966
>>99967
>>99968
thats illegal im calling the police'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100027 && dateTime=='07/29/20(Wed)16:02:51'  && image=='1577193675095.png') {

'>>99966
>>99967
>>99968
uncultured swine
see you guys in august'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100544 && dateTime=='08/23/20(Sun)19:55:55') {

'Bump off page 8 for August.';

}

if(saucy && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100557 && dateTime=='08/24/20(Mon)18:02:39') {

'>>94769
A post for the month!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100571 && dateTime=='08/26/20(Wed)00:52:13') {

'n';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100572 && dateTime=='08/26/20(Wed)00:52:56') {

'i';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100587 && dateTime=='08/28/20(Fri)08:02:50'  && image=='refantasy.jpg') {

'The post this month is: Re:Fantasy Girl!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100936 && dateTime=='09/19/20(Sat)05:28:49') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100941 && dateTime=='09/19/20(Sat)22:19:27') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100985 && dateTime=='09/22/20(Tue)16:51:39') {

'g';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100986 && dateTime=='09/22/20(Tue)16:54:25') {

'e';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==100990 && dateTime=='09/22/20(Tue)19:06:27') {

'>oldest thread's last reply is from a month and a half ago
Given proper bumps and no catalog clearing spam, I'd say this could go for years past 2021.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101004 && dateTime=='09/24/20(Thu)05:37:00') {

'>>94769
bump asdf'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101093 && dateTime=='09/29/20(Tue)13:56:17') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101520 && dateTime=='10/15/20(Thu)13:24:17'  && image=='okuu.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101521 && dateTime=='10/15/20(Thu)15:24:58') {

'>>101520
lol who is that ur mom?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101588 && dateTime=='10/17/20(Sat)20:13:01'  && image=='1516138477001-int.jpg') {

'bump it';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101831 && dateTime=='10/24/20(Sat)11:11:42') {

'>>101588
pump it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101832 && dateTime=='10/24/20(Sat)11:12:26') {

'>>101831
dump it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101833 && dateTime=='10/24/20(Sat)11:13:02') {

'>>101832
lump it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101834 && dateTime=='10/24/20(Sat)11:13:51') {

'>>101833
butt fuck it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101835 && dateTime=='10/24/20(Sat)11:14:56') {

'>>101831

>>101832

>>101833

>>101834

all me to be honest'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101944 && dateTime=='10/27/20(Tue)18:46:12') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101953 && dateTime=='10/28/20(Wed)17:00:30'  && image=='soy dog.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101960 && dateTime=='10/29/20(Thu)11:38:08'  && image=='music.jpg') {

'Bing bong piano';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101967 && dateTime=='10/30/20(Fri)06:06:22') {

'';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101968 && dateTime=='10/30/20(Fri)07:51:08'  && image=='1602129869959.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102318 && dateTime=='11/18/20(Wed)05:02:46'  && image=='illust_72712750_20190117_202152.png') {

'this is a test post';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102747 && dateTime=='12/03/20(Thu)20:44:32'  && image=='1596229585201.png') {

'is the year almost over yet?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102761 && dateTime=='12/04/20(Fri)19:52:43') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102775 && dateTime=='12/05/20(Sat)19:43:23') {

'I will buy a dinner for any mod who deletes this thread on december 31 2020';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102859 && dateTime=='12/10/20(Thu)00:57:12') {

'>>100990
>20 posts since then
>nearly 3 months ago
Yep. Sounds about right.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102891 && dateTime=='12/12/20(Sat)00:53:58'  && image=='unknown (13).png') {

'noggers';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102934 && dateTime=='12/14/20(Mon)21:11:23') {

'>>102891
penis'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102938 && dateTime=='12/15/20(Tue)08:27:06'  && image=='1606798767738.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103188 && dateTime=='01/01/21(Fri)18:42:17') {

'>>94769
Looks like you made it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103189 && dateTime=='01/01/21(Fri)20:39:53'  && image=='GEN-BLOG-NoCall911-600x460-040215.png') {

'>>94769
Me when some post in 2 times in one day'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103204 && dateTime=='01/02/21(Sat)04:10:23') {

'January rollin';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103253 && dateTime=='01/03/21(Sun)15:03:32') {

'So should we just let this die or keep it going?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103262 && dateTime=='01/04/21(Mon)01:34:33') {

'lets make it to 2022';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103265 && dateTime=='01/04/21(Mon)06:05:28'  && image=='tegaki.png') {

'booba';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103282 && dateTime=='01/05/21(Tue)17:11:22') {

'>>103262
yes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103302 && dateTime=='01/07/21(Thu)14:31:30') {

'罪悪感 消す 方法';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103624 && dateTime=='01/26/21(Tue)09:05:48'  && image=='YaCantRushArt.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103646 && dateTime=='01/26/21(Tue)15:38:14'  && image=='1611513105941.gif') {

'pothting';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103715 && dateTime=='01/30/21(Sat)13:10:49'  && image=='1607518550380-lgbt.jpg') {

'If you know you know';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103858 && dateTime=='02/05/21(Fri)11:31:49'  && image=='1370477578983.jpg') {

'How do I remember if I posted in this thread or not? Also when does 2021 start?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103861 && dateTime=='02/05/21(Fri)16:42:28'  && image=='tegaki.png') {

'I'm going to do it';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103870 && dateTime=='02/06/21(Sat)02:46:37'  && image=='smok.gif') {

'me';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103977 && dateTime=='02/13/21(Sat)19:50:47') {

'>>103870
you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==104062 && dateTime=='02/16/21(Tue)20:53:01') {

'Fag';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==104074 && dateTime=='02/17/21(Wed)16:44:56') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==104103 && dateTime=='02/19/21(Fri)11:18:49') {

'toasting in epic bread! lole';

}

if(Elanor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==104257 && dateTime=='02/28/21(Sun)05:16:50'  && image=='my wife crim.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==104271 && dateTime=='02/28/21(Sun)18:24:05') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==105228 && dateTime=='04/02/21(Fri)20:42:12'  && image=='Gigaspike.jpg') {

'>page 10
Never thought I'd see the day'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==106108 && dateTime=='04/28/21(Wed)09:11:14'  && image=='1569263052285.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==106980 && dateTime=='05/21/21(Fri)11:12:58'  && image=='UFxR1Qr.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==107847 && dateTime=='06/08/21(Tue)11:21:05'  && image=='1619603515000.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==107866 && dateTime=='06/08/21(Tue)22:59:18') {

'sneed';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==108543 && dateTime=='07/04/21(Sun)15:55:43'  && image=='Anime Allegory of the Cave.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==108685 && dateTime=='07/06/21(Tue)06:33:24'  && image=='kon_hitler.jpg') {

'>>94769
Captcha defeated! I am godlike now!fuck kikes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==108708 && dateTime=='07/06/21(Tue)13:14:09') {

'Are we going to 2022?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==108727 && dateTime=='07/06/21(Tue)17:58:56'  && image=='1614214719169.gif') {

'post yfw you had to learn about the new captcha from seething nopassers';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==108777 && dateTime=='07/07/21(Wed)17:07:42') {

'>>108727
yes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==108778 && dateTime=='07/07/21(Wed)17:39:35'  && image=='Dennis Nedry kek.png') {

'>>108727
>post yfw you had to learn about the new captcha from seething nopassers
I think it's excellent for the site. It will filter out a lot of newfags/summerfags and make more room for the autistic sociopaths that use the site seriously'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==108801 && dateTime=='07/08/21(Thu)00:44:52') {

'ass';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==108896 && dateTime=='07/11/21(Sun)21:36:15') {

'ass';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==108902 && dateTime=='07/12/21(Mon)17:21:17'  && image=='tegaki.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==109264 && dateTime=='07/23/21(Fri)16:26:38') {

'>>108708
2025 here we come!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==109265 && dateTime=='07/23/21(Fri)16:42:44'  && image=='external-content.duckduckgo.png') {

'DIE THE DESU

SENTENCE TO DESU

GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DESU'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==109269 && dateTime=='07/23/21(Fri)19:53:53') {

'penis';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==109278 && dateTime=='07/24/21(Sat)10:39:03'  && image=='untitled.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==109289 && dateTime=='07/25/21(Sun)16:43:03') {

'>>109265
i wanna play this vn so bad but damn it's too long.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==109909 && dateTime=='08/20/21(Fri)13:12:12'  && image=='1619190417741.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==109920 && dateTime=='08/20/21(Fri)22:48:41') {

'>>94769
Let's do this YEEEAAAAHHHH'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==110575 && dateTime=='09/19/21(Sun)13:09:42'  && image=='1621866728643.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111013 && dateTime=='10/22/21(Fri)05:56:19'  && image=='1609110689703m.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111039 && dateTime=='10/24/21(Sun)23:05:11'  && image=='1611927016267.png') {

'Getting colder out there anons';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111582 && dateTime=='11/14/21(Sun)12:03:40'  && image=='1624877161184.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111583 && dateTime=='11/14/21(Sun)14:46:13'  && image=='1437597670537.jpg') {

'>>94769
Only one post this month? I guess I better post something important; since this is the /vip/ - Very Important Posts board.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111869 && dateTime=='11/25/21(Thu)07:00:11'  && image=='1631693690482.webm') {

'very important';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==112636 && dateTime=='12/21/21(Tue)11:38:12') {

'Time wizard';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113102 && dateTime=='01/01/22(Sat)00:23:24'  && image=='1570844321657.jpg') {

'Just before midnight.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113121 && dateTime=='01/01/22(Sat)13:25:07') {

'we made it to 2022';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113122 && dateTime=='01/01/22(Sat)13:26:47') {

'here's my second post in this thread haha you can't stop me';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113139 && dateTime=='01/02/22(Sun)17:53:34') {

'6th post this decade';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113287 && dateTime=='01/14/22(Fri)11:31:29') {

'hey me in 2023, you're going to make it!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113288 && dateTime=='01/14/22(Fri)11:32:12') {

'N';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113290 && dateTime=='01/14/22(Fri)19:27:44') {

'I';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113525 && dateTime=='01/26/22(Wed)14:57:16'  && image=='5625009d75bc3944b8a49d13649c4933.png') {

'I'm back and here to make my monthly post!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113551 && dateTime=='01/28/22(Fri)00:21:37'  && image=='dbb.jpg') {

'Is it?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113593 && dateTime=='01/30/22(Sun)12:37:25') {

'I want burger';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113933 && dateTime=='02/15/22(Tue)12:09:11'  && image=='1619196327518m.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==114289 && dateTime=='03/05/22(Sat)23:52:34') {

'Two years and counting, OP.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==114399 && dateTime=='03/09/22(Wed)19:50:41') {

'Wa';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==114402 && dateTime=='03/09/22(Wed)22:08:55'  && image=='weedcat.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==114576 && dateTime=='03/16/22(Wed)10:14:22'  && image=='1647090357288.jpg') {

'Wa';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==114598 && dateTime=='03/17/22(Thu)03:37:21'  && image=='1642213817008.jpg') {

'i want to molest a cute anon';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==115592 && dateTime=='04/07/22(Thu)12:30:25'  && image=='1635384651962.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==115600 && dateTime=='04/08/22(Fri)04:00:45') {

'Wow';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==115807 && dateTime=='04/14/22(Thu)20:39:26'  && image=='1425757298713.jpg') {

'>>115600
Wow! Same Two Numbers!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==116879 && dateTime=='05/20/22(Fri)11:31:03'  && image=='1643440598671.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==117040 && dateTime=='05/28/22(Sat)22:39:42'  && image=='1634872090129.png') {

'>>94769
>Let's see if we can make it to 2021!
>882 days later
>only 131 posts
At this rate we'll be going until March of 2029.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==117173 && dateTime=='06/06/22(Mon)21:42:31'  && image=='1651849895962.jpg') {

'IT'S STILL GOING';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==117234 && dateTime=='06/09/22(Thu)21:36:45') {

'Perhaps this thread will last longer than that one thread on /po/ that went on for several years.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==117309 && dateTime=='06/11/22(Sat)04:23:37') {

'>>94769
Posting. I hope we make it to 2021'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==117323 && dateTime=='06/12/22(Sun)09:46:33') {

'>>115592
gem'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==117575 && dateTime=='06/25/22(Sat)12:17:01') {

'Why are so few posts on this board? Does it mean there are less than 100 idiots who bought the pass?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==117635 && dateTime=='06/28/22(Tue)20:11:01'  && image=='DFFF5585-77DA-4EA3-BC4C-CFD508247117.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118080 && dateTime=='07/24/22(Sun)15:52:22'  && image=='literally_just_two_lines.gif') {

'>page 10';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118219 && dateTime=='08/04/22(Thu)06:07:23'  && image=='Screenshot_20220804-042814.png') {

'What's the point of this sign?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118356 && dateTime=='08/11/22(Thu)20:49:49') {

'>>118219
What's the point in you posting this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118570 && dateTime=='08/18/22(Thu)19:24:04'  && image=='eggs.jpg') {

'>>118080
>again
dead board reeeee'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118578 && dateTime=='08/18/22(Thu)23:41:26'  && image=='1641313837751.webm') {

'soon';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118646 && dateTime=='08/23/22(Tue)10:50:27'  && image=='carrots.jpg') {

'I forgot to make a post here last month.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118654 && dateTime=='08/24/22(Wed)10:25:48'  && image=='3kMN.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==119315 && dateTime=='09/16/22(Fri)01:49:34'  && image=='cornholio.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==119854 && dateTime=='10/25/22(Tue)19:02:46'  && image=='eevee_dance.gif') {

'>>119315
wtf where'd everyone go?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120394 && dateTime=='11/17/22(Thu)02:38:59') {

'>>119315
i need tp for my bunghole'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120536 && dateTime=='11/24/22(Thu)02:31:45') {

'Is it time yet?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120551 && dateTime=='11/25/22(Fri)00:41:52') {

'>>94815
You as an individual. Here’s my post for November'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120568 && dateTime=='11/25/22(Fri)19:27:33'  && image=='cursed.png') {

'>>94769
hi guys herp de derpa
will we make it to 2024?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120842 && dateTime=='12/06/22(Tue)23:12:06') {

'it is december 1942 and we have the soviets surrounded';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120981 && dateTime=='12/19/22(Mon)12:43:56'  && image=='pot princess.png') {

'I haven't posted here since August. This is my last post in this thread for 2022!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120985 && dateTime=='12/20/22(Tue)01:10:26') {

'This will probably make it to 2023, well done.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121127 && dateTime=='01/01/23(Sun)01:11:59') {

'What year is it?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121128 && dateTime=='01/01/23(Sun)01:46:31') {

'>>121127
2002'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121157 && dateTime=='01/03/23(Tue)00:30:32') {

'>>94769
this thread was made in the pre coof era, good god'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121294 && dateTime=='01/16/23(Mon)21:12:26'  && image=='ching chong nip nong.png') {

'My first post of 2023!';

}

if(honk && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121340 && dateTime=='01/24/23(Tue)13:19:50'  && image=='6azdygayt1k21.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121345 && dateTime=='01/25/23(Wed)05:25:38'  && image=='penguin_waufu.jpg') {

'>>121343
why aren't the mods banning this faggot?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121425 && dateTime=='01/30/23(Mon)19:46:53'  && image=='1658717068592.jpg') {

'WW3 will happen before this thread dies';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121438 && dateTime=='01/31/23(Tue)19:21:11') {

'Did you make it?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121490 && dateTime=='02/05/23(Sun)16:52:07'  && image=='1641732026154.webm') {

'It's February!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121792 && dateTime=='03/03/23(Fri)15:04:02') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121794 && dateTime=='03/03/23(Fri)22:27:55'  && image=='1641978728538.gif') {

'>>121490
It's March!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121834 && dateTime=='03/06/23(Mon)11:52:37'  && image=='1669012994963380.jpg') {

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121953 && dateTime=='03/16/23(Thu)16:02:44') {

'>>94769
hi im a post'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==122100 && dateTime=='03/27/23(Mon)02:03:56'  && image=='Spoiler Image') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==122302 && dateTime=='04/09/23(Sun)12:34:16'  && image=='1398651959671.webm') {

'It's finally April! This year is going by so fast!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==122489 && dateTime=='04/17/23(Mon)22:03:35') {

'>>122302
I think that the Earth is rotating faster each year.
Eventually we will get flung into space!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==122813 && dateTime=='05/06/23(Sat)23:26:01'  && image=='goat's tree.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==122837 && dateTime=='05/08/23(Mon)11:58:50'  && image=='1434159478502.gif') {

'GUYS!
GUYS!
GUYS!

IT'S MAY!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==123137 && dateTime=='05/25/23(Thu)07:46:41'  && image=='1661868701713205.gif') {

'MY PASS STILL HASN'T EXPIRED!
AHAHAHAHAHAAA RAPE RAPE RAAAEEEP!!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==123211 && dateTime=='05/28/23(Sun)11:19:36') {

'This board is weird as fuck';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==123215 && dateTime=='05/28/23(Sun)15:51:34'  && image=='qyR8WAw.png') {

'>>94769
this will be my one post for the month.'
;

}

if(VIPPER && title=='undefined' && postNumber==123217 && dateTime=='05/28/23(Sun)16:39:55'  && image=='hmm.jpg') {

'I'm 38 and have more or less spent all of my free time on 4chan since 2006.

And yet I still do not understand animé. My studies continue.

Now that's VIP quality!'
;

}

if(twogayniggerskissing && title=='undefined' && postNumber==123269 && dateTime=='06/02/23(Fri)07:37:53'  && image=='1655330377934.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==123277 && dateTime=='06/02/23(Fri)22:09:58'  && image=='SalwaSamba.webm') {

'We have now entered the month of June. This year is nearly half over already!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==123773 && dateTime=='07/02/23(Sun)12:30:02'  && image=='1642025049392.gif') {

'Anons! IT'S JULY! Are you having a good year so far?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==123868 && dateTime=='07/07/23(Fri)16:27:35'  && image=='200-3997672119.gif') {

'>10
Don't see that very often.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==123874 && dateTime=='07/07/23(Fri)23:04:47'  && image=='1676539897467605.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==123875 && dateTime=='07/07/23(Fri)23:26:34') {

'I'm back bitches.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124317 && dateTime=='08/04/23(Fri)18:39:03'  && image=='5b9235bb5c5e5254548b59f5.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124321 && dateTime=='08/06/23(Sun)03:11:31'  && image=='hot-hot-hot.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124376 && dateTime=='08/09/23(Wed)14:16:38'  && image=='1642025697867.gif') {

'It's August! This year is going by so fast!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124377 && dateTime=='08/09/23(Wed)17:00:50') {

'My first post on /vip/!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124419 && dateTime=='08/14/23(Mon)17:30:31'  && image=='1692048624681.webm') {

'>>124377
Same bro'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124892 && dateTime=='09/16/23(Sat)00:21:02'  && image=='1641971038939.webm') {

'I can't believe I got half way though September without remembering to post in this thread again! This year will be over before you know it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124977 && dateTime=='09/18/23(Mon)06:31:24'  && image=='1541453478304.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125217 && dateTime=='10/11/23(Wed)15:25:21'  && image=='1641962926168.gif') {

'October!
October!
October!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125220 && dateTime=='10/11/23(Wed)17:35:20') {

'let's see';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125255 && dateTime=='10/14/23(Sat)07:56:27'  && image=='tegaki.png') {

'oct';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125305 && dateTime=='10/17/23(Tue)07:59:01') {

'2014 is 3 motnhs away....
let that sink in...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125308 && dateTime=='10/17/23(Tue)11:42:07') {

'>>125305
>2014
That was 10 years ago, anon.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125536 && dateTime=='10/27/23(Fri)19:43:14') {

'i had my pass for a year and i dont wanna pay again so it expires in a few days, but i havent posted on /vip/ once. heres my first and only post on the board, bye passbros';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125591 && dateTime=='10/31/23(Tue)08:44:46') {

'>>125536
i might buy a pass just to see what its like'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125684 && dateTime=='11/07/23(Tue)11:18:12'  && image=='1642039226441.gif') {

'It's November!!! This year is almost over!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125757 && dateTime=='11/12/23(Sun)14:44:36') {

'i think this might be the oldest thread i've ever seen on this god forsaken website';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125770 && dateTime=='11/13/23(Mon)16:51:03') {

'big fat faunbags';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126024 && dateTime=='12/03/23(Sun)18:35:12'  && image=='Dance Faster.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126296 && dateTime=='12/27/23(Wed)07:01:02'  && image=='file.png') {

'i made a post!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126301 && dateTime=='12/27/23(Wed)11:00:30') {

'seeing how old the oldest thread is, I think we can make it to 2025 at least.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126319 && dateTime=='12/28/23(Thu)14:02:55') {

'>>125757
Bro? Check >>>/po/ lmao'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126337 && dateTime=='12/31/23(Sun)07:02:11') {

'OP here, I'm proud of you faggots.
I hope this year is the best year yet.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126338 && dateTime=='12/31/23(Sun)07:15:57') {

'Why is this board so dead?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126339 && dateTime=='12/31/23(Sun)10:07:54') {

'>>126338
Most pass-havers don't care enough to post here, lack of a topic, half the front page is just one schizo's spam.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126361 && dateTime=='01/01/24(Mon)19:19:40'  && image=='1642025826714.gif') {

'I've been posting once a month in this thread for a year straight!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126364 && dateTime=='01/02/24(Tue)03:47:12') {

'>>126361
>2012 pass user'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126365 && dateTime=='01/02/24(Tue)07:01:15') {

'>>126364
If you don't get one or two new passes a year then you're doing it wrong.
Your post history is attached to your pass.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126366 && dateTime=='01/02/24(Tue)08:07:27') {

'>>126365
I'd prefer having the badge of year usage'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126642 && dateTime=='02/02/24(Fri)07:06:05'  && image=='1686295134578422.gif') {

'It's February so you know what that means!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126654 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)00:12:11'  && image=='sieg heil.gif') {

'>>126642
I get to make my one post this month and I need to make it count?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126736 && dateTime=='02/13/24(Tue)03:12:10'  && image=='snakey_snake_.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126800 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)14:29:13') {

'I almost missed it!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126879 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)23:28:40'  && image=='1610956415113.gif') {

'It's March and it snowed where I live today! I'm ready for Spring and to day drink with the boys!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127397 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)00:50:10'  && image=='DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.jpg') {

'Happy April Fools Day, /vip/!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127398 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)03:49:25') {

'Ok';

}

}
}