import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/vm/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void /palg/ - Paladins, Toons of the Realm #1(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '/palg/ - Paladins, Toons of the Realm #1';
int postNumber = 1188494;
String image = '1708810414813531.png';
String date = '02/24/24(Sat)16:33:34';
String comment = 'The First Person, Second Biggest Hero Shooter.

FACT: /palg/ hosts custom matches and pubs together every weekend! All new players are welcome!
FACT: You'll be playing against bots until account level 5.

Onslaught is the best mode in the game.

>Free Download
https://www.paladins.com/download

>Latest News
https://www.paladins.com/news

>Account Statistics
https://paladins.guru

>Wiki
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Original Content Links, Movies & Guides
https://rentry.org/palg_07-02-23

>Previous Thread
>>>/vg/464903009'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1194087 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)07:25:26') {

'Maeve 1';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1194194 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)10:32:11') {

'more like paladins troons of the realm because only trannies and furries still play the most embarrassing and buggy FPS on the market lmao';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1194740 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)20:40:16') {

'Maeve 2';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1204271 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)10:45:01'  && image=='1568067765008.jpg') {

'>>1188494
How this game hold up, I saw a lot of it back when overwatch was "good". Did it get as ruined by the devs as ow? t. 4400 ow shitr'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1209673 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)01:31:12') {

'>>1204271
You'd be more likely to get an answer in the /vg/ general'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1212702 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)14:39:02'  && image=='file.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1213031 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)18:56:00') {

'>/palg/ is kil
>again'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1213034 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)18:57:07') {

'maeve 77';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1213037 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)18:58:52') {

'So how long until someone makes a new /vg/ thread?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1213361 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)03:20:04') {

'I was thinking to return playing Paladins should i? (i got the itch again) (Maokao main btw)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1218487 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)05:06:52'  && image=='1615807796079.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1218705 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)09:19:04') {

'>>1188494
damn I thought this game got killed by overwatch years ago'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1227245 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)04:12:59') {

'Went back recently, game still feels like most players are bots. 1/5 games has a troll player, 1/10 is against a team that plays perfectly and 2/3 games you lose last round 3/4 v 3/4.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1228532 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)16:38:18') {

'>>1227245
i stopped playing because at least 1 in 3 games has someone "disconnect" from a team.
If it is your team, you get steamrolled.
This could be EASILY fixed by just buffing the damage of the remaining players in a team if they have someone disconnect to make it a even playing field.
But they refuse to do anything to address this.
So at least 33% of the time the games are just ridiculously unbalanced because it is 4v5.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1229545 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)21:54:08') {

'>>1218705
This game basically did nothing but add chars and skins while overwatch committed suicide over and over'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1235229 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)23:26:02') {

'this game is so fucking awesome
i am trans btw'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1235252 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)23:44:43') {

'>>1235229
you dont need to say you're trans btw its implied by you playing this shit game

hope your dps and tank players keep you safe though'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1235340 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)02:36:34') {

'>>1188494
ai slop'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1242146 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)21:22:15') {

'>”Now that the dust has settled and we don't redirect traffic to /vm/, splitting withe the 3 smite players was a genius idea.”
>thread literally dies 3 posts later


lol
lmao even'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1242304 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)00:07:13') {

'fuck...it's so over...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1244230 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)23:38:08') {

'fuck /vg/';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1244317 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)02:08:35') {

'We have Koga, why does Skye exist?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1244346 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)03:29:19') {

'>>1244317
koga has never had a move that would give ptsd in early revisions and hit you 90 miles away'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1244415 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)06:21:07') {

'/vm/ is a board for dead generals, but your cope is cute';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1244526 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)09:40:21') {

'>>1244415
>/vm/ is a board for dead generals
Then it's perfect for /palg/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1244593 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)11:36:04') {

'>>1244346
you're already dead'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1244866 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)16:17:17') {

'>pick healer
>either get no tank, or we do get a tank but everyone else picks healer too

>pick tank
>4 flanks

>pick damage/flank
>no tank or healer

who the fuck can I play to defeat this vicious cycle'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1244901 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)16:50:48') {

'>>1244866
Seris can tank.
Seris can flank.
Seris can even heal.


Play Seris.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1244907 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)16:57:01') {

'>>1244901
she's unironically my main for years now. just uninstalled though, can't take this any more. I genuinely cannot comprehend how braindead people are.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1244986 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)18:10:35') {

'>>1244593
>times ticking
>run away 2000 light years away
>still get hit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1245364 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)01:20:52') {

'Rise and shine Anons

>>472719213
>>472719213
>>472719213'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1245700 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)03:53:59') {

'>>1245364
dead post'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1246440 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)14:10:19') {

'>>1245364
Nice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1248018 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)18:24:56') {

'>>1188494
The new Marvel hero shooter is going to kill Paladins once and for all.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1248570 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)02:22:53') {

'>>1204271
The only thing I can say is that Paladins will at least be supported for a while longer, while Overwatch 2 is ramping down.

Paladins is Hirez second more profitable games after Smite, so they're focusing on Smite 1 and Paladins until Smite 2 drops at least.
The Overwatch 2 team is running on a skeleton crew now, since most of the team is working on a new unannounced game (probably not Overwatch 2).'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1251189 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)20:40:22') {

'give me a champ that can just have fun even if your team is a bunch of braindead NIGGERS';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1251473 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)01:54:33') {

'>>1251189
No such thing.

Closest would be a healer that can still fight and kill people, while also keeping your team alive.
So Furia, or maybe Jenos, Mal'Damba and Lillith.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1253843 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)21:57:22'  && image=='1700319534945958.png') {

'>It died again';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1253863 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)22:17:24') {

'>>1253843
It's because I'm not bumping the /vg/ thread anymore.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1254054 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)02:13:41') {

'>>1253843
They killed switch which was my comfy casual platform of choice. I enjoyed laying in bed playing series'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1254123 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)04:11:14') {

'>>1188494
>Onslaught is the best mode in the game.
are you fucking retarded'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1254597 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)12:51:59') {

'OP is a faggot';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1254824 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)18:31:32'  && image=='EpaIgkvXYAQRN6w.jpg') {

'I will always be upset that Vora's cutest skin was locked behind a fucking $40 paywall. I know I can use the Honor Guard skin but it's not the same.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1254829 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)18:40:03') {

'>>1254597
I agree, fuckin fag using ai slop'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1254877 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)19:57:44') {

'>>1254824
Heh faggot I paypigged and got it while you dont have it hahahaha'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1255952 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)00:30:25') {

'maeve maeve maeve maeve maeve maeve maeve maeve';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1258031 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)07:35:29') {

'our thread sucks NO ONE IS GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW LIAN FINALLY GOT NERFED? NO? NO ONE CARES? OK';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1258328 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:10:59') {

'>>1258031
Bump, this thread does suck'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1258687 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:12:24') {

'>>1188494
Go back to circlingjerking on d*scord you fucking troons,your dead game is irrelevant and has been for the last 5 years.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1258903 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)00:43:57') {

'The majority of discussion is in the /vg/ thread you dumbass';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1260474 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)16:52:54') {

'>>1258031
i just played the other night for the first time in a long while and my team was very mad i didn't ban Lian
i was like lolwut'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1262858 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:56:23') {

'Our thread keeps dying on EU hours, bros. What do we actually do? Do we stay here? What's the benefit of Term ulting in /vg/ forever?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1263171 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:51:59') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1263204 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:14:40') {

'>>1263171
retard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1264857 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:14:04') {

'now we just have two dead threads on vm are u niggas retarded';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1265040 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:51:10') {

'>>1194087
Ying better'
;

}

}
}