String fullTitle = '/palg/ - Paladins, Toons of the Realm #1';
int postNumber = 1188494;
String image = '1708810414813531.png';
String date = '02/24/24(Sat)16:33:34';
String comment = 'The First Person, Second Biggest Hero Shooter.
FACT: /palg/ hosts custom matches and pubs together every weekend! All new players are welcome!
FACT: You'll be playing against bots until account level 5.
Onslaught is the best mode in the game.
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>Original Content Links, Movies & Guides
https://rentry.org/palg_07-02-23
>Previous Thread
>>>/vg/464903009'
'Maeve 1';
'more like paladins troons of the realm because only trannies and furries still play the most embarrassing and buggy FPS on the market lmao';
'Maeve 2';
'>>1188494
How this game hold up, I saw a lot of it back when overwatch was "good". Did it get as ruined by the devs as ow? t. 4400 ow shitr';
'>>1204271
You'd be more likely to get an answer in the /vg/ general';
'undefined';
'>/palg/ is kil
>again';
'maeve 77';
'So how long until someone makes a new /vg/ thread?';
'I was thinking to return playing Paladins should i? (i got the itch again) (Maokao main btw)';
'>>1188494';
'>>1188494
damn I thought this game got killed by overwatch years ago';
'Went back recently, game still feels like most players are bots. 1/5 games has a troll player, 1/10 is against a team that plays perfectly and 2/3 games you lose last round 3/4 v 3/4.';
'>>1227245
i stopped playing because at least 1 in 3 games has someone "disconnect" from a team.
If it is your team, you get steamrolled.
This could be EASILY fixed by just buffing the damage of the remaining players in a team if they have someone disconnect to make it a even playing field.
But they refuse to do anything to address this.
So at least 33% of the time the games are just ridiculously unbalanced because it is 4v5.';
'>>1218705
This game basically did nothing but add chars and skins while overwatch committed suicide over and over';
'this game is so fucking awesome
i am trans btw';
'>>1235229
you dont need to say you're trans btw its implied by you playing this shit game
hope your dps and tank players keep you safe though';
'>>1188494
ai slop';
'>”Now that the dust has settled and we don't redirect traffic to /vm/, splitting withe the 3 smite players was a genius idea.”
>thread literally dies 3 posts later
lol
lmao even';
'fuck...it's so over...';
'fuck /vg/';
'We have Koga, why does Skye exist?';
'>>1244317
koga has never had a move that would give ptsd in early revisions and hit you 90 miles away';
'/vm/ is a board for dead generals, but your cope is cute';
'>>1244415
>/vm/ is a board for dead generals
Then it's perfect for /palg/';
'>>1244346
you're already dead';
'>pick healer
>either get no tank, or we do get a tank but everyone else picks healer too
>pick tank
>4 flanks
>pick damage/flank
>no tank or healer
who the fuck can I play to defeat this vicious cycle';
'>>1244866
Seris can tank.
Seris can flank.
Seris can even heal.
Play Seris.';
'>>1244901
she's unironically my main for years now. just uninstalled though, can't take this any more. I genuinely cannot comprehend how braindead people are.';
'>>1244593
>times ticking
>run away 2000 light years away
>still get hit';
'Rise and shine Anons
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>>472719213
>>472719213';
'>>1245364
dead post';
'>>1245364
Nice';
'>>1188494
The new Marvel hero shooter is going to kill Paladins once and for all.';
'>>1204271
The only thing I can say is that Paladins will at least be supported for a while longer, while Overwatch 2 is ramping down.
Paladins is Hirez second more profitable games after Smite, so they're focusing on Smite 1 and Paladins until Smite 2 drops at least.
The Overwatch 2 team is running on a skeleton crew now, since most of the team is working on a new unannounced game (probably not Overwatch 2).';
'give me a champ that can just have fun even if your team is a bunch of braindead NIGGERS';
'>>1251189
No such thing.
Closest would be a healer that can still fight and kill people, while also keeping your team alive.
So Furia, or maybe Jenos, Mal'Damba and Lillith.';
'>It died again';
'>>1253843
It's because I'm not bumping the /vg/ thread anymore.';
'>>1253843
They killed switch which was my comfy casual platform of choice. I enjoyed laying in bed playing series';
'>>1188494
>Onslaught is the best mode in the game.
are you fucking retarded';
'OP is a faggot';
'I will always be upset that Vora's cutest skin was locked behind a fucking $40 paywall. I know I can use the Honor Guard skin but it's not the same.';
'>>1254597
I agree, fuckin fag using ai slop';
'>>1254824
Heh faggot I paypigged and got it while you dont have it hahahaha';
'maeve maeve maeve maeve maeve maeve maeve maeve';
'our thread sucks NO ONE IS GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW LIAN FINALLY GOT NERFED? NO? NO ONE CARES? OK';
'>>1258031
Bump, this thread does suck';
'>>1188494
Go back to circlingjerking on d*scord you fucking troons,your dead game is irrelevant and has been for the last 5 years.';
'The majority of discussion is in the /vg/ thread you dumbass';
'>>1258031
i just played the other night for the first time in a long while and my team was very mad i didn't ban Lian
i was like lolwut';
'Our thread keeps dying on EU hours, bros. What do we actually do? Do we stay here? What's the benefit of Term ulting in /vg/ forever?';
'Migrate to official /palg/-/vm/ refugee thread
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'>>1263171
retard';
'now we just have two dead threads on vm are u niggas retarded';
'>>1194087
Ying better';
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