import 4.code.about;

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public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/wsg/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void Neon Genesis Evangelion(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Neon Genesis Evangelion';
int postNumber = 5531818;
String image = '1714444131422087.webm';
String date = '04/29/24(Mon)22:28:51';
String comment = 'Post your best webms related to evangelion.';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531819 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)22:29:12'  && image=='Evangelion 2.0 Elevator Scene (Amazon Prime dub).webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531821 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)22:31:22'  && image=='1689040409740.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531824 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)22:34:32'  && image=='EHHH!.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531828 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)22:37:16'  && image=='Asuka checks up on Shinji's junk.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531833 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)22:40:23'  && image=='Ayanami Rei's Smile – Original VS Remastered.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531843 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)22:50:52'  && image=='1700105760361199.webm') {

'>>5531818
Asuka posting to the max'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531846 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)22:54:12'  && image=='Asuka _%22Chance%22_ Japanese vs. ADV vs. Netflix.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531849 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)22:57:53'  && image=='I Like You .webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531852 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)23:03:18') {

'>>5531849
>two teenage boys,
>in a bath
>naked
>holding hands
>one says he likes the other.

People think they took the gayness out?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531875 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)23:31:43'  && image=='1702417870073748.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531879 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)23:37:29'  && image=='NGE- Take Care of Yourself - 1.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531881 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)23:38:10'  && image=='NGE- Take Care of Yourself - 2.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531890 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)23:49:43'  && image=='1684876542952680.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531918 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)00:11:56'  && image=='483948392489302.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531927 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)00:17:49'  && image=='Baloney Pony.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531928 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)00:19:23'  && image=='1676541116287827.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531936 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)00:25:26'  && image=='48938490325403.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531942 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)00:28:35'  && image=='Asuka on the Joe Rogan Experience.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531993 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)01:31:56') {

'>>5531927
I've been laughing and reposing this penis joke for 30 years'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532004 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)01:48:54'  && image=='Rei Lipstick Ad.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532005 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)01:52:22'  && image=='Schick x Evangelion.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532009 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)01:58:05'  && image=='Evangelion gender bend.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532012 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)02:01:12'  && image=='Rei Ayanami falls.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532034 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)02:49:31') {

'>>5532009
This webm makes you realize how rare old women actually are in media'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532039 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)02:59:57') {

'>>5531818
what is this audio for ants?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532045 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)03:10:21'  && image=='エヴァンゲリオンでウッーウッーウマウマ.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532052 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)03:24:39'  && image=='1683777214746587.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532056 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)03:28:17'  && image=='Donald Trump Explains Evangelion.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532059 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)03:38:22'  && image=='1699585701382688.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532061 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)03:43:40'  && image=='Minimalist Evangelion Advert.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532063 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)03:44:42'  && image=='1690387065333315.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532065 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)03:47:57'  && image=='Neon Genesis Evangelion TV Trailer.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532088 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)04:35:22') {

'>>5532009
I'm going to have nightmares about female Gendo and SEELE now.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532450 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)13:25:10'  && image=='1707919247011547.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532467 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)13:47:53'  && image=='1703678722622874.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532610 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)15:40:02'  && image=='Kaji confesses to Shinji.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532659 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)16:25:13'  && image=='Asuka’s Grindset.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532736 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)17:27:48'  && image=='1701798986860953.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532766 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)17:51:25'  && image=='SHINJI GO.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532781 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)18:05:21'  && image=='symphony.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532790 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)18:11:30'  && image=='Neon Genesis Evangelion episode 24.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532820 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)18:35:41'  && image=='Hey Kids- Evangelion Edit.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532835 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)18:43:57'  && image=='1691199757285555.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532971 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)20:16:45'  && image=='EoE.gif') {

'What makes EVA so special and unique, bros?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533016 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)21:16:11'  && image=='The END of the end of Evangelion.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533030 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)21:29:11'  && image=='Robin Williams learns about Evangelion.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533035 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)21:37:22'  && image=='1690163347368417.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533036 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)21:41:19'  && image=='Giant Stroke Entry.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533109 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)23:13:26'  && image=='1709628786360446.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533193 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)01:16:02'  && image=='Congratulations!.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533214 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)01:42:00') {

'>>5531852
The word love was super important to Shinji's character in this moment, as no one in his life had ever told him that they truly loved him. People liked him, but that wasn't the same as loving him.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533225 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)01:59:54') {

'>>5532004
>>5532005
It must be surreal living in Japan and seeing cosmetic commercials that feature anime characters instead of real models.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533295 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)04:20:58'  && image=='j^p^n - amend.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533298 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)04:26:13'  && image=='1691918009437385.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533568 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)11:13:02'  && image=='0418.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533689 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)13:09:25'  && image=='A Cruel Angel's Yeezus.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533712 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)13:44:56') {

'>>5532052
Sauce on this webm?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533715 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)13:46:11') {

'>>5531821
which one am I supposed to find sovlless?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533729 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:03:38'  && image=='neon gen.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533731 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:04:40'  && image=='1713392019839101.webm') {

'>>5533729
sry meant to post this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533753 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:22:15') {

'>>5533715
the bottom one of course'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533760 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:27:38') {

'>>5533712
https://youtu.be/m0e514zEXSk?si=u4MvZNV7F_misgEk'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533857 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)15:47:58'  && image=='Evangelion Subway Commerical.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534002 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)18:44:10'  && image=='1686019181963558.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534039 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)19:46:12'  && image=='propane-evengelion.webm') {

'>>5532056
>Shinji Ikari
>WHAT a LOSER!!!!
>(wild cheering)
gets me every time'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534065 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)20:22:55'  && image=='1698268502790222.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534069 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)20:28:34'  && image=='1687403350524054.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534197 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)23:29:40') {

'>>5532009
Damn all the women turned into pretty boys while all the men turned into Karens. This is very eye opening.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534202 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)23:35:03') {

'wheres kaworu';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534285 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)01:22:10'  && image=='1676940186860447.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534325 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)02:20:18'  && image=='godbhsof.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534348 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)03:03:39') {

'Shinji is a whining faggot and whomever says otherwise love sucking dick.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534460 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)05:21:45') {

'>>5534348
Funny if you are joking, poor media literacy if you are not.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534462 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)05:24:41') {

'when does misato kiss shinji it wasn't in the 26 episodes';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534464 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)05:25:50') {

'>>5534462
It was in the end of evangelion movie, it wasn't in the TV show doofus.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534469 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)05:29:29') {

'>>5531852
>t. never been to a water hole with other guys
its just bromance'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534538 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)08:12:55'  && image=='1690037370443564.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534895 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)16:06:38'  && image=='shinji.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534991 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)18:00:27'  && image=='1684425122718069.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534993 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)18:05:09'  && image=='1690947763554193.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534994 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)18:06:10'  && image=='1701798925202978.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535003 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)18:21:47') {

'>>5531821
Gonna show this to people when explaining why the rebuilds are a complete downgrade in animation quality
shinji's hair doesn't even look the right color. Lol his movements are so stiff too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535113 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)21:01:49'  && image=='uno.webm') {

'>>5534991
my personal favorite edit of this scene'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535158 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)21:55:03') {

'>>5532467
This feels like an old AMV only with higher quality of pictures'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535242 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)23:55:02') {

'>>5534460
>poor media literacy if you are not.
Has only one fucking job. Decides to start crying since he is "depressed".'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535269 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)00:30:56') {

'>>5534460
>Funny if you are joking
is it? the joke has been going for nearly 30 years and has seeped into and torpedoed actual discussion of the show for years. like the red vs blue shit, funny in 1995, but im not laughing anymore.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535276 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)00:45:56') {

'>>5535242
Yes yes, you are so awesome because you proved you are better than a fourteen-year-old boy estranged from his family. We're all very impressed.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535417 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)04:30:24'  && image=='NGEAMV1.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535419 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)04:31:32'  && image=='NGEAMV2.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535422 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)04:34:21'  && image=='AlexJonesEva.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535476 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)05:45:02') {

'>>5531828
Do girls hate penises?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535636 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)10:03:30'  && image=='1675385391376983.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535641 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)10:08:36') {

'>>5535636
if anyone knows the song please let me know'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535682 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)10:55:28') {

'>>5535476
she's german or something so obviously she only like black'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5536364 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)21:58:41'  && image=='Leliel_meets_BruteForce(TM).webm') {

'Can we get more mecha action?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5536365 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)22:01:38') {

'>>5535476
He had morning wood'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5537238 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:54:59') {

'>>5535641
>>5211479'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5537380 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)18:16:51'  && image=='shinji judgmentally watches misato.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5537623 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)22:54:00'  && image=='Evangelion in 30 Seconds.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5537783 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)01:54:21') {

'>>5532766
I always found it weird how Shinji is blamed for making Asuka cry when Rei is the one who upstaged her and Misato suggests replacing her'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5537822 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)03:13:32') {

'>>5535476
She's a 14 year old rape victim, of course she hates penises'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5537835 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)03:58:27') {

'>>5532766
Holy shit this dub is fucking terrible. The Netflix dub is immeasurably better, which is crazy since Netflix tends to fuck everything up.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5538067 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)08:46:42'  && image=='A Cruel Angel's Calculator.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5538525 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)16:27:21'  && image=='저예산 에반게리온 | pt.2.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5538537 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)16:37:20') {

'>>5534538
>hey Beavis quit spanking your monkey I'm trying to score with this redheaded chick uhuhuhuhu
>no way butthead, she's not even listening to you, she's sleeping or something'
;

}

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'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5538565 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)17:07:28'  && image=='ezgif-2-8eac57db94.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5538865 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)23:14:44'  && image=='1681742359509147.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5539832 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)19:14:20'  && image=='Both The End of Evangelion TV Spots.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5539916 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)20:30:59'  && image=='THE MOST GLORIOUS SOUND IN THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5539993 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)21:34:13'  && image=='A-strangers-form.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5540329 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)04:20:39') {

'>>5539993
fuckin' saved'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5540415 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)06:30:58') {

'good thread';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5540830 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)15:13:50'  && image=='1700711024129728.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5540833 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)15:17:58'  && image=='1713270856589497.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5540841 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)15:34:56'  && image=='I Miss The Old Asuka.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5540856 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)15:45:40'  && image=='evangelion 2.webm') {

'>>5533731
this one was good'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5540868 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)15:53:00'  && image=='1641252857623.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5540904 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:24:26'  && image=='combustem.webm') {

'>>5533193
just made this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5541005 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:55:36'  && image=='1669428591099996.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5541129 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)19:45:33'  && image=='mio-facts-fourchan-build.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5541463 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:16:09'  && image=='Neon Genesis Evangelion Toonami Promo.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5541520 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)01:04:30'  && image=='Neon Genesis Evangelion Toonami Intro.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5541531 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)01:16:48') {

'>>5532004
>lipstick
>barely visible due to art style'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5541534 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)01:21:47') {

'>>5532005
i dream of the day when i shave and have a group of people congratulate me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5542101 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:48:36'  && image=='Adult Swim Promo - Evangelion Premiere Promo.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5542573 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:52:04') {

'>>5542101
This feels like the most 90's music to advertise Evangelion with'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5543512 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)16:54:21'  && image=='shower-thoughts-remastered-low.webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5543574 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)17:58:17') {

'>>5535113
lol'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5543801 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)22:09:32'  && image=='NGE Extended Ending.webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5543980 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)03:28:02') {

'>>5543512
Rei is just low budget Yui.'
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}

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5544899 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)22:07:07'  && image=='pov your favorite evangelion character is.webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5544947 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)23:12:55'  && image=='Best-girl-puts-tsundere-in-her-place.webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5544948 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)23:14:03'  && image=='cruel-angles-thesis.webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5544977 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)00:01:12'  && image=='Asuka's-lab.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5544996 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)00:29:38'  && image=='eva sigma.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5544998 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)00:30:41'  && image=='sigma-female.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5545012 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)00:44:31'  && image=='StrangeLiving.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5545030 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)01:01:09'  && image=='eva-drive thru.webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5545138 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)03:48:58') {

'>>5533225
I mean the West has costume superheroes advertising shit all the time which is in the same vein. I saw a McDonalds add with Captain America in it just the other day'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5545457 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)13:25:26') {

'>>5535242
he's the only human pilot one is a clone other is some soulless gaijin whore'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5545832 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)20:31:11') {

'>>5545012
Track?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5546055 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)00:18:01'  && image=='Eva-annoyed-bird.webm') {

'>>5545832
Strange living -Danger:Rock Science -Menthol'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5546057 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)00:19:06'  && image=='cruel-commies-thesis.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5546058 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)00:20:10'  && image=='eva-reference.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5546103 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)01:19:58') {

'>>5546055
thank you'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5546953 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)20:00:54'  && image=='eva-god-only-knows.webm') {

'>>5546103
no prah brah'
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}

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547130 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)00:38:31'  && image=='critical levels of thirst.webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547780 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)15:27:30'  && image=='Juliana Chahayed - Rei Sings u Fly Me to The Moon.webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547804 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)16:00:58'  && image=='[adult swim] - Neon Genesis Evangelion Bumper.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547979 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)18:43:28') {

'>>5543980
high budget you mean, shit bankrupted like three nations of and took the soul of an elder god'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547981 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)18:44:28'  && image=='Evangelion: 2nd Impression - Japanese TV ad.webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5548394 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)01:32:02') {

'>>5547981
i like the low poly eva units'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5549081 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)16:59:52') {

'>>5533298
>eva pilots where are they now
>asuka still milking her fame wearing a school dress at age 30'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5549195 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)18:56:19'  && image=='eva-peta.webm') {

'>>5549081
Wouldn't Asuka be in her mid forties?
Show came out in '95 and she was like 15 then.
Or if I remember correctly the show takes place in the mid '10s meaning she'd be in her twenties.
Guess I need to watch again, I'm slipping on the autistic details.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5549208 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)19:06:30'  && image=='end-of-batmangelion.webm') {

'>>5547981
You mean to tell me they were planning to introduce another (worst) girl all the way back in the early 2000's?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5549217 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)19:17:56') {

'>>5541531
if its too visible it's whore tier'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5549235 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)19:50:14') {

'Anyone got the Shinji cup gif?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5551210 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)14:21:53') {

'>>5531818
anybody got shinji listening to gay rap?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5551302 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)16:11:16'  && image=='Shinji's-walkman.webm') {

'>>5551210
here you go senpai'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5551304 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)16:13:11'  && image=='feliz-jueves.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5551317 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)16:27:01') {

'>>5551302
God bless you anon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5551541 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)20:39:01'  && image=='eva candice.webm') {

'>>5551317
Thanks for the blessings desu senpai
glad to be in the position to help other anons out.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5552356 && dateTime=='05/17/24(Fri)13:36:27') {

'>>5535641
darude sandstorm'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5552418 && dateTime=='05/17/24(Fri)14:54:11'  && image=='eva-chldren.webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5552420 && dateTime=='05/17/24(Fri)14:54:36') {

'>>5531852
I don't think the gayness is vastly altered, but the writing itself is a step down in quality. And as >>5533214 said, the concept of being loved in any sense of the word is a huge departure for Shinji.
>>5531928
Was this removed from his channel? I've never seen this, and it's incredible
>>5532063
lmao
>>5537783
I've never understood it either. Maybe because he didn't stick up for her and didn't seem to care that she'd be replaced? Seems like a stretch though.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5552436 && dateTime=='05/17/24(Fri)15:19:04') {

'>>5533225
They use characters for a lot of stuff, like inventing little mascots for all sorts of stuff. It's not strange there to see the local "do your part to keep the town clean and recycle!" mascot on signs around town and stuff like that. In the west it's often a game for me to watch a commercial and see if I can even figure out what the ad is related to before the company name shows up at the end. They're often totally abstract and bizarre. At least the lipstick or razor examples are related to the products.
>>5535417
>>5535419
This is one of my favorite AMVs, it's called "Evangelion Overture" by animekid9000
>>5535476
They usually have a poor grasp of male physiology. She assumes that if he has a boner it's because he was just thinking of something perverted, and what's really annoying her is that because she only just entered the room there's a solid chance it wasn't her he was thinking about.
>>5537835
It's really inconsistent. It's usually worse than the original audio, but some of the casting is better, and I think the high points are better than the corresponding Japanese scenes. On average though, yeah, it's worse. I haven't lisened to the Netflix dub yet, but I need to try it. I think trying to show Eva to someone new in English is easier, because the show is dense and full of dialogue and visual hints, so having to read stacked subtitles all the time would probably make a first-timer miss a lot of stuff.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5552449 && dateTime=='05/17/24(Fri)15:44:13'  && image=='1711633779708066.webm') {

'>>5544089
Nice, also one of my favorite AMVs, Knucklehead McSpazatron by Nellogs. Song is Two Door Cinema Club – Undercover Martyn.
>>5546055
Wow, a lot of effort went into this webm'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5552466 && dateTime=='05/17/24(Fri)16:10:57') {

'>>5531928
>>5552420
Nevermind, it's on the channel'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5553166 && dateTime=='05/18/24(Sat)07:04:30') {

'>>5540856
Sauce?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5553338 && dateTime=='05/18/24(Sat)10:55:48') {

'>>5552418
Reifags always have to cope with Asuka's renowned superiority and fame by making anti-Asuka content. You don't see Asukafags being this obsessed with Rei.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5553751 && dateTime=='05/18/24(Sat)18:29:22') {

'>>5532005
If you've ever read Shinji Ikari Raising Project this version of Gendo is nothing new.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5553883 && dateTime=='05/18/24(Sat)20:16:38') {

'>>5532766
This dub is so fucking bad holy shit'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5554053 && dateTime=='05/18/24(Sat)23:06:21'  && image=='Rei Mewing.webm') {

'>>5553338
Sneed.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5554055 && dateTime=='05/18/24(Sat)23:08:39'  && image=='Rei mewing 2.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5554100 && dateTime=='05/19/24(Sun)00:34:40') {

'>>5554053
Not a fan of the voice actress in this scene. She sounds like a flat version of Tiffany Grant, and with poor delivery. Sounding more like an actual 14 year old is not worth losing emotion.
Rei's, however, is knocking it out of the park, and I'd say she's on par with the original and first English dubs.'
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}

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