import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/mlp/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void /ra/ - Rarity Thread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '/ra/ - Rarity Thread';
int postNumber = 41025350;
String image = '1713864933912436.jpg';
String date = '04/23/24(Tue)05:35:33';
String comment = 'Gala edition

Last Th/ra/d: >>40961939

A bunch of short greens:
https://ponepaste.org/9328

Rarity Mixtape:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGobcyqTXSUB7JJXs1DMpO5FSWFNxWCk7&si=cUn357_2JB9mLnUJ

Spotify Playlist:
https://derpy.me/RJoFC

Thread Archive:
https://pastebin.com/qEw9Vbd6

Pack of every good solo Rarity pic (in progress):
July - November 2022
https://disk.yandex.ru/d/ybZ5tgu7OpwUtg
January - June 2022
https://disk.yandex.ru/d/1nEHq8Bqp8AHIg
July - December 2021
https://disk.yandex.ru/d/lYezh-7PUbS_zA
January - June 2021
https://disk.yandex.ru/d/J4N6U8Av-dBLXQ'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41025351 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)05:37:00') {

'>>41025350
What do we do of this one? >>41021063'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41025355 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)05:39:24') {

'>>41025351
it look a little messed up. Its better to continue here.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41025378 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)05:51:20'  && image=='living_in_a_material_world_by_johnjoseco-d478h7h.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41025435 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)06:52:53'  && image=='graceful_rarity__colorized_version__by_rosycanvas-d9am8x2.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41025657 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:39:36'  && image=='GL1jpDCboAAfOR1.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41025744 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:31:54') {

'>>41025378
>johnjoseco
Is this before or after molestia?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41026079 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:01:23') {

'>>41025744
before?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41026464 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:11:45'  && image=='16_04_16_by_nevobaster-d9z7xpk.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41026706 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:47:37'  && image=='older_rarity_by_negatif22_de69u10-fullview.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41026979 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:01:46'  && image=='IMG_3334.png') {

'>>41025350
I want Rarity to laugh at my penis and call me a genetic failure'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41027437 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:35:56'  && image=='1696832869315202.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41027937 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:12:18'  && image=='Ff3JYrCWYAUbyB1.jfif.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41027953 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:22:19') {

'>>41027937
my sergeant...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41028280 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)08:29:41'  && image=='1595690664964.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41028797 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:06:21'  && image=='3349788.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41029197 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:06:59') {

'>>41026979
I just want to hug her, bro'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41029360 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:08:02'  && image=='1638507917550.png') {

'>>41029197
Me too and tightly it would be!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41029900 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:09:57') {

'>>41029360
Rarity best pony'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41030280 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:19:38') {

'>>41029900
She is!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41030483 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:24:56') {

'>>41029197
because she is soft'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41030591 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:26:17'  && image=='large (29).jpg') {

'Pretty!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41030992 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:47:09'  && image=='FW2eLmIVEAA66Yu.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41031004 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:56:44') {

'In a possbile reboot, you would a pegasus or earth pony Rarity?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41031005 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:57:18') {

'>>41030992
>>41030591
I don't know why, but I almost always prefer the look of a physical drawing, especially when they are colored, even if it isn't drawn as well as a digital drawing. For some reason being a physical object just improves everything.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41031485 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:29:34'  && image=='20240419_212845~2.jpg') {

'>>41031005
I always prefer to draw traditionally too. Having it right in front of you feels much more real to me in a way'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41031833 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:22:11') {

'>>41031485
Nice.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41031880 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:31:33') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41031903 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:39:01'  && image=='3004455__safe_artist-colon-xniclord789x_rarity_pony_unicorn_g4_belly+blush_female_looking+at+you_mare_preggity_pregnant_raised+hoof_simple+background_solo_trans.png') {

'I'm going to advertise my new Rarity story in both threads. Delightfully devilish thinking here. Here's the link:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/556112/ponies-dont-lay-eggs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41032462 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:01:06') {

'ra';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41032987 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:39:21') {

'>>41032462
Rara???'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41033070 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)02:29:45'  && image=='1668855925434606.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41033076 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)02:31:22'  && image=='scaredrara.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41033202 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:54:22') {

'>>41031903
thanks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41033510 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:49:17'  && image=='1643275854133.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41033626 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:34:53') {

'>>41025350
There should be more art of that dress.
The Audrey Hepburn look should more appreciated.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41034142 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:40:33') {

'Sex with Rarity';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41034162 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:55:11'  && image=='Rarity LBD by sakukitty.jpg') {

'>>41033626
true'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41034778 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:28:18') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41035277 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)23:46:52'  && image=='Rarity Best Pony.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41035592 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)02:40:26'  && image=='large (16).jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41035719 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)04:27:20'  && image=='20240427_031828~2.jpg') {

'Drararaw';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41035861 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)06:19:33') {

'>>41035719
I like your shading. Mine wasnt even closely that good when i messed with pencils.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41036067 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)09:24:02'  && image=='1620262933870.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41036240 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)11:20:23') {

'>>41035719
oh really nice!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41036242 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)11:23:44') {

'Not even a rarafag but why is she so pretty';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41036602 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:49:44'  && image=='1652771681383.png') {

'>>41036242
she can't help it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41036621 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:58:32') {

'>>41036242
because is the pony goddess of beauty.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41037225 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)18:46:10'  && image=='1628195812095.webm') {

'>>41036242
Shes gorgeous and she knows it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41037242 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)18:51:38') {

'>>41037225
This is the reason im fell in love for this pone.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41037344 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)19:43:47') {

'>>41036242
Simple design, less is more. White is generally seen as a pleasing color.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41037970 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)01:33:08') {

'>>41035861
thank you anon! I usually don't shade this way, but maybe I outta.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41038214 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)04:42:11'  && image=='3352991.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41038789 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)12:32:35') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41039686 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)16:37:01') {

'>>41037242
shes perfect <3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41040401 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)19:49:07'  && image=='Morning routine by AnnnaM.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41041080 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)00:12:59') {

'>>41038214
is this one new?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41041359 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)02:56:38'  && image=='FAu-QffXEAIZwRh.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41041392 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)03:27:50') {

'>>41041080
done in Jen of this year.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41041790 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)09:25:02'  && image=='1507948.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41042461 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)15:21:29'  && image=='2444200.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41042944 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:44:26'  && image=='i hate hate hate rarity.gif') {

'God I hate Rarity';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043074 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:16:44') {

'>>41042944
Why?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043555 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)20:56:43'  && image=='3195730.gif') {

'need this';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41044135 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)02:44:24'  && image=='1601396222481.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41044674 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)10:15:04'  && image=='u1LlA9mDtkI.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41045283 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)15:23:56') {

'>>41044674
I'm trying..'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41045997 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)19:39:45'  && image=='1433108763671.jpg') {

'>>41045283
Youre doing good then!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41046405 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)22:45:30') {

'>>41025350
Just realized we are at 147 videos on the mixtape, can we add 3 more just to reach 150?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41046721 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)02:13:34'  && image=='1707228055067183.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41047180 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)09:20:33'  && image=='3354419.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41047627 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:42:26'  && image=='wgGx9iSYb6M.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41047698 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)15:17:19') {

'>>41042944
>hates Rarity
>likes Sam Hyde
Just say you have shit taste, you dont have to be cryptic about it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41047699 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)15:18:20') {

'>>41043555
UNF!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41048086 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:44:14'  && image=='1643450269586.png') {

'>>41046405
Actually I have some that I saved because they are not there but I forgot to post them here.
These:

+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2J2N1i8I2k
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBDtFbl3QYY
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkUYt_3dh14
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMkin-if2Cc
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB8Z49M847k

What do you think about adding these?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41048667 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)19:49:58') {

'>>41034142
I second this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41049213 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)23:26:16') {

'>>41044674
doing my best'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41049583 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)02:41:45'  && image=='1564936493252.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41049951 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)06:25:32'  && image=='3355953.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41050335 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)09:51:04'  && image=='Punk_10.4.2024_small.png') {

'I'll bump this thread with my drawing as well and you can't stop me!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41050625 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)12:22:41') {

'I've typically not thought much of Rarity but lately I've begun liking her more and more. She's become my second favorite of the mane six after Rainbow Dash. I don't even know what caused this.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41050641 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)12:33:59'  && image=='1664654282393372.png') {

'>>41050625
she tends to sneak up on you like that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41050733 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)13:23:09') {

'>>41050625
Same here. Never disliked the character, and started liking her more in general over time. But one day, bam, woke up with a boner for her that never went away. Same with Pinkie.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41050788 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)13:44:44') {

'>>41050625
>>41050733
Pretty much the same for me. With every rewatch of the show I started to like Rarity more and more.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41051739 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)19:49:02'  && image=='rariunf.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41051745 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)19:50:21') {

'>>41043555
>"Yes, Yes, YES! More more!!"
>>41051739
>"Ngggg~!"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41052380 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)00:22:40') {

'>page 10
the fuck are y'all darling fucks doing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41052682 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)03:10:59'  && image=='confident rarity.png') {

'>other thread died
Surely this one will fare better now anons' attentions aren't split'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41052724 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)03:46:10') {

'>>41052682
>better thread is dead
no...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41053007 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)07:33:02'  && image=='5-3-24-3.jpg') {

'>>41035719
after some practice with shading'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41053057 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)08:12:23') {

'>>41053007
Youre doing awesome!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41053065 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)08:18:11') {

'>>41053007
Did you do it by your own, or with some guide or tutorial? If with, share, pls!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41053331 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)10:28:41'  && image=='1707952474004022.png') {

'>Keelah Se'lai, Darling';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41053350 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)10:44:05') {

'>>41050335
Waah this is yours? Very nice job anon! I love it!!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41053395 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)11:12:00'  && image=='1714749074065.jpg') {

'New Rarity song just dropped

+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOlsmUgqbrc'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41053816 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)14:25:31') {

'>>41053395
Thanks! Will listen it once im home!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41054007 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)16:08:34') {

'>>41053065
No guide, I've just been doing some good ol fashion trial and error to learn. Its a learn as you go kind of thing for me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41054762 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)22:47:53') {

'pump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41055127 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)02:38:18'  && image=='oh mama.png') {

'still in awe that they actually drew this in the show';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41055296 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)05:13:09') {

'>>41053350
Thanks! I love drawing my hearts desire.
>>41053395
Hey, this sounds like some background music in VN or smth.
>>41054007
You did pretty well then!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41055542 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)08:38:34'  && image=='1629445__safe_artist-colon-malwinters_rarity_pony_unicorn_bust_chest+fluff_female_gradient+background_mare_monochrome_portrait_sketch_solo.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41055584 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)09:08:03'  && image=='1712356641910880.png') {

'>>41053007
I want to hit the booze with her'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41056287 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)14:40:22'  && image=='645395__safe_rarity_monochrome_meme_artist-colon-checkerboardazn_emote_kappa_twitch-dot-tv_diamond+butt_josh+kappa.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41056887 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)18:18:57'  && image=='1657884602.shamziwhite_4ch1.png') {

'Lovely!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41057528 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)23:45:24') {

'>>41056887
she is'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41057962 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)05:27:49') {

'Rararrarararararararararararara';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41058268 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)10:04:40'  && image=='1491173.png') {

'Just a Fleurfag popping in to keep our beloved fashionista in the spotlight.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41058338 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)10:37:51'  && image=='1714511412454026.jpg') {

'>>41055127
Made for pampering'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41058781 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)14:58:29') {

'>>41058338
*sniff*'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41058953 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)16:11:36'  && image=='raritypregcomm3.png') {

'This artwork is very cute and sweet, don't you agree? I commissioned it over a year ago, and I've still yet to use it as cover art. I should try to get that story done soon.

>>41036242
She puts effort into her appearance.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41059329 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)18:26:30'  && image=='PetTheRara.png') {

'Reposting the green I started about Rarity being the softest, smoothest, most pettable creature in all of Equestria.
>>41021391
>>41024515
>>41026831
>>41031340
>>41042621

I had less free time than expected, but I'll be able to continue soon.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41059440 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)19:19:25') {

'>>41059329
Will read!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41060197 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)03:25:41'  && image=='1619173447512.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41060577 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)08:52:21'  && image=='3334643.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41061244 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)15:43:24') {

'>>41060197
pretty!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41061265 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)15:54:22') {

'>>41059329
I wish I had that confidence'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41061358 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)16:44:02') {

'>>41059329
>"My coat cries out for fate's touch, Twilight! Its threads are woven with a tapestry of tummy rubs!"
>But such plush proclamations fell on deaf ears - and a swiftly cast levitation spell.
>Now Rarity dangled mid-air by the scruff, like the world's most glamorous piñata.
>Which Twilight was THIS close to whacking.
>"Rarity! Get! A! Grrrrip!"
>"That's PRECISELY what I WANT, Darling! A firm yet tender grip upon my–-"
>"HOOOOLD YOUR PONIES!"
>That desperate shout froze Twilight mid-shake, Rarity mid-squirm.
>Lyra stood, solitary hoof raised. "There's another way to prove humans existed!" At Twilight's glare, she added, "Juuuust hear me out?"
>"If the next words are 'Ask Celestia', SO HELP ME–"
>"Oh puh-leeze. Human history is, like, TURBO classified! Those scrolls I showed? Peek-and-perish clearance! Celestia would deny everything!"
>Sanity and intrigue rustled in the back of Twilight's mind, but this time intrigue won. Blue puppy eyes might have been the tie-breaker…
>FLUMPF!
>Rarity greeted the floor. Gracefully, of course. "You were saying, darling?"
>"Yes. PLEASE do continue," Twilight ground out, "And make it good."
>"Not good - GREAT! See, ponykind memory-holed humans, but my sources say one race still remembers! Our key to the primate kingdom! I speak of none other than…" Breath held. Dramatic beats. "CENTAURS!"'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41061360 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)16:45:07') {

'>>41061358
>Twin sets of brows rocketed up - one skeptical, one intrigued. "And centaurs would know this…why?"
>Lyra's own eyebrows waggled in a way she probably thought suggestive.
>"Mix n' mingle? Half pony, half human? C'mon, do the math!"
>…
>Twilight's face sprinted through the five stages of grief before collapsing at morbid curiosity.
>Don't picture it Sparkle, don't you DARE--
>–-aaaand too late.
>"Ooh my~" Oh yes, Rarity was picturing plenty.
>"N-Now wait a disbelieving MINUTE!" Twilight shook her head, rattling the images from her brain. "First of all, IF anything, centaurs have more in common with minotaurs! You know, the horns?"
>"Hah! Funny story there…"
>Oh no. Ohhhh no no no–-
>"Where do you think minotaurs came from?"
>No no no abort abort ABORT–-
>"…Humans. And cows." Another migraine brewed. "Reproducing."
>"Yeppers!"
>"With each other."
>"Got it in one!"
>"…I cannot see it."
>"Yeeeeesss~" Someone could, apparently. "So open-minded. So…adventurous~"
>Twilight hit her limit. Then blew right past it.
>For Equestria's sake, this conversation needed to DIE. Before the images BRED.
>"Okay. YOU–-" Hoof jabbed at Lyra "are peddling cheap pseudo-history for your weird fetish! And YOU–-" It swung to Rarity, who at least blushed. "Are enabling! Encouraging! EMBELLISHING!"
>This. Ended. NOW.
>FWO--
>Lyra lifted another scroll
>"NO."
>"But there's--"
>"NO BUTS! NO MORE INTERSPECIES SMUT! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!"
>…A moment of silence. Blessed silence.
>Until it coughed politely.
>"Weeeeell." There Rarity went, ever the peacemaker. "If centaurs hold human secrets, perhaps we could… chat with one?"
>"Rarity. The only centaur we know is–-"
>But she knew. That coy face KNEW, and would still make her say it.
>"We are NOT consulting TIREK on this!"
>Everypony knew about The Stare, Fluttershy's ultimate weapon. But few were prepared for Rarity's.
>The Pout.
>"B-But Twilight…for me? Pwetty pwease?" A single glistening tear, a diamond of pure guilt. "We're best fweinds…I need you…don't you CARE?"
>Oh Tartarus…'
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