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String fullTitle = "Welcome to /lit/";
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String date = "10/14/18(Sun)13:26:30";
String comment = "/lit/ is for the discussion of literature, specifically books (fiction & non-fiction), short stories, poetry, creative writing, etc. If you want to discuss history, religion, or the humanities, go to /his/. If you want to discuss politics, go to /pol/. Philosophical discussion can go on either /lit/ or /his/, but those discussions of philosophy that take place on /lit/ should be based around specific philosophical works to which posters can refer.
Check the wiki, the catalog, and the archive before asking for advice or recommendations, and please refrain from starting new threads for questions that can be answered by a search engine.
/lit/ is a slow board! Please take the time to read what others have written, and try to make thoughtful, well-written posts of your own. Bump replies are not necessary.
Looking for books online? Check here:
Guide to #bookz
https://www.geocities.ws/prissy_90/
Bookzz
http://b-ok.org/
Recommended Literature
http://4chanlit.wikia.com/wiki/Reco
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String fullTitle = "What are the most beautiful names in literature?";
int postNumber = "15764205";
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String date = "07/03/20(Fri)09:26:39";
String comment = "For me, it's Beatrice, Juliet and Ophelia";
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String fullTitle = "Books on solitude and isolation";
int postNumber = "15763289";
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String date = "07/03/20(Fri)05:54:57";
String comment = "What're some books on the restraints put on a person to withdraw?";
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int postNumber = "15764112";
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String date = "07/03/20(Fri)09:13:22";
String comment = "My sister just anounced to the family her cancer, she has 3 months to live, books to help her cope?";
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int postNumber = "15764050";
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String date = "07/03/20(Fri)09:03:08";
String comment = "Is there an Oriental counterpart to Spengler's Decline?";
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int postNumber = "15763703";
String image = "Wilderness.png";
String date = "07/03/20(Fri)07:43:49";
String comment = "Are there any contemporary books about living in the wilderness?
I saw this video posted last night in another thread, and his life seems very interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSz
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String fullTitle = "Pronunciations";
int postNumber = "15763644";
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String date = "07/03/20(Fri)07:31:45";
String comment = "Is it
Neet-s-sche
or
Nee-che";
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String fullTitle = "Write What's On Your Mind";
int postNumber = "15751183";
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String date = "07/01/20(Wed)17:17:02";
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int postNumber = "15749528";
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String date = "07/01/20(Wed)13:32:34";
String comment = ">carrying copy of King Lear
>order ice cream
>girl making it notices it and says that's her favorite play
>start talking, turns out she loves Shakespeare which surprised me because she looks in her teens but she's wearing a mask so hard to tell
>start coming by regularly, end up finding out she liked Plato
>she seems incredibly mature for her age but I'm 30 and don't say it to avoid sounding creepy
>find out later she is sixteen, big oof
>one day she asks if I have a gf
>actually do,one who is 35 and refused to go out with me all my life until recently and I think she is cheating on me
>just say yeah, I do
>she looks thoughtfully at me and says, are you both happy?
>say she doesn't make me very happy desu
>don't you think you deserve that?
>I don't know
>I do
>she looks into my eyes and we we're both silent for several seconds
>just want to tell her she is more mature than any woman I ever met and I could talk with her forever but just say thank you sincerely and her eyes show she's smiling
>month later she casually says her parents are going out of town and she is a little nervous about spending a couple of nights and if she could have my number to call in case of an emergency or something
>say sure and text it
>that night she texts me and says hi
>say hi back
>we chat a bit and she says she's bored but things are okay
>cool
>asks if I'm busy
>gf is out with friends
>no, not really
>asks if I could bring some interesting book over for her so to help pass the time
>ok
>she texts the address
>grab Finnegans wake because figure it would give us the most to talk about
>go over
>soft music playing
>hi
>Uh, brought this book, it's pretty complicated
>that's fine, I like complicated, did you want some coffee?
>sure
>she asks me how I like it and comes out with it
>we chat a little without looking at the book
>start feeling really uncomfortable and so I say better read a bit from the book
>this book?
>takes off the table
>uh, yeah
>she stands up and puts it behind her back
>what if I take it? Then what?
>stand up and tell her to stop being so childish
>Or what? Hm?
>she holds it behind her back and steps away from the table
>this is ridiculous, give me the book
>nope. I took it away. Are you going to do anything about it?
>get very annoyed and tell her I don't feel like arguing
>She smirks condescendingly, am I too tough for you? Not so big and strong now, are you?
Basically she continued to act stupider and stupider. My whole image of her as incredibly mature was shattered. I realized she was just pretending to be mature to get recognition";
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String fullTitle = "/lit/ humor thread";
int postNumber = "15763839";
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String date = "07/03/20(Fri)08:17:32";
String comment = "Post them boys";
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int postNumber = "15762453";
String image = "paperback.jpg";
String date = "07/03/20(Fri)02:03:30";
String comment = "The endless debate, paperback vs hardcover.
Which is it, /lit/?";
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String date = "07/03/20(Fri)06:19:59";
String comment = "You guys might appreciate this. I stumbled upon it a long time ago but I've never really seen it reach meme status. It's basically a game which tries to measure your consistency in your foundational philosophical beliefs. How well do you do /lit?
https://www.philosophyexperiments.c
Pic related. My strongest philosophical belief is that big titty koreans make my dick hard."
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String fullTitle = "/Crit/ - Critique Thread";
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String date = "06/29/20(Mon)16:45:16";
String comment = "Post a piece of poetry, prose, or something in between, to have it critiqued.
You must post critique before or after you post your piece. It can be derisive or constructive. Google docs and images welcome, but text is fine.
Last thread: >>15691627";
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int postNumber = "15763810";
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String date = "07/03/20(Fri)08:10:17";
String comment = "Nietzsche's writings were only meant to be understood by the chosen ones. Are you among the chosen ones?";
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String date = "07/02/20(Thu)17:30:14";
String comment = "Extremely relevant in todays society.";